Planet Earth. CEO & International Arbitrage Executive at When’s Lunch Trading. Coincidence Theorist. Pronouns Man/Dude #COYI
Joined February 2021
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The Space Raiders Index.
As a kid you used to buy a packet for 10p on the way to school.
The price has increased from 10p to £1.35 in 20 years, a 1,250% increase.
A $10,000 investment 20yrs ago in Space Raiders would have returned $135,000 outperforming the S&P500 3X
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Lord Samuel J Jack ⚒️ retweeted
You are so missed, Ayrton.
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Lord Samuel J Jack ⚒️ retweeted
🚨WOW: Sadiq Khan personally READ reports on young girls gang-raped in London hotels by Muslims plied with drugs, threatened & abused.
YET on multiple occasions, he publicly denied grooming gangs exist in the capital.
This denial has enabled abuse.
Accountability is overdue.
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Happy Birthday @IBM
I never had an Apple computer because they suck.
If you have any dead stock I'll happily buy it.
I still use Lenovo to this day.
Miss the red button though!
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There's a few tunes that don't need a remix but this is one from 15 years ago.
@emmie__92 will get it 🤟🏻 youtu.be/Lyt7NQdpRTM?is=NHah…
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Catch yourself smiling 😊
Best feeling in the world.
Got a few promising pitches this week.
Let's do it 🤟🏻🙏🖤
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Mad the ideas that come to mind when you just go for a walk on a sunny day and use your code to deploy it to other businesses.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
You have a super computer in your pocket.
Use it.
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Jimmy Page just sat down next to me on a coffee table in Holland Park.
Full Wayne's World or?!
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Another beautiful day in Holland Park.
It was replanted in the last few weeks and looks awesome.
Laptop with me. Not a bad office for the afternoon 🙏🤟🏻🖤
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Sun was out this morning and then the chemtrails started.
Whiteout no doubt.
Geo engineering is real!
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Lord Samuel J Jack ⚒️ retweeted
F**k The World Cup...
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Good Morning 🌄
What should one do with a ladybird when you find one in your kitchen?
Should you carefully put it outside or let it just chill inside for a bit?
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Question for the people of the internet.
Do you have to call your GP every time you need medicine even though it is on a repeat prescription?
This is part market research and part getting prescribed short dated EpiPens.
Would appreciate the feedback.
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Went for a walk in Holland Park to Waitrose to get my groceries and a call with The Father.
Left some code running but didn't switch the internet over.
Now I'm in the kids gaming dead zone of latency.
Great.
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Give @RedWallPleb a follow.
Proper decent bloke. Works in loss prevention (shoplifting)
He's been incredibly helpful with a project I'm working on.
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I hope @Keir_Starmer is going to personally explain to every child in the UK and to their single mother why when they ask "Mummy can I have my iPad?" and it won't work.
Gives single mothers a moment of respite.
Hard enough job without this sanctimonious bellend barging in.
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Working on a few apps today and I was thinking about starting a dating app for men seeking women without cats.
I can't fucking stand cats.
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Lord Samuel J Jack ⚒️ retweeted
Keir Starmer… are you listening?
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I could bore the shit out of you as to why this Iran deal is bollocks but I won't.
I'll leave it to Peter.
Listen for the hour and if you'd like to disagree then I'd be happy to tell you why you're wrong.
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A Complete Meltdown Is Coming
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Dinner this evening is sponsored by Mark and his mate Spencer.
No idea who they are 😉
Couldn't be arsed to cook.
Pork in Somerset cider and Tom Kerridge potato and onion bake. 🙏
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So let me get this straight.
Keir Starmer can stop a Russian shadow vessel with Kremlin installed anti tracking technology but he can't stop a bright orange dinghy full of illegals being piloted by a bloke with a dodgy beard from Somalia who can't speak English.
Correct?
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