Son. Father. Husband. Christian. West Ham fan. Sit-Down Comedian.
Joined January 2012
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11 Jul 2023
The automatic doors @vuecinemas thanet have.been temporarily not working for over a year. Just how temporary is it. As a disabled person it makes it very difficult.
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13 May 2023
Looked up this year's UK eurovision entry on YouTube. Wish I hadn't. Song is rubbish and she can't sing.
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8 May 2023
Avoided the whole thing for exactly this reason. It's utterly grotesque.
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5 May 2023
We're being in the midst of a huge cost-of-liviing crisis and having parties in the name of someone who can probably wipe his bum with toilet paper made of gold and heat his multiple, large homes using bundles of banknotes as firewood.
#kingcharlesIII #coronation
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29 Apr 2023
Hate it when people whinge about those on benefits having flat screen TVs. As if when someone needs a telly, they go into argos and say "I don't see any in the catalogue, but do have any of the old style TVs that you need a tow truck to get home ".
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27 Apr 2023
Nothing says "sophisticated" like a glass of fake spiced rum mixed with cherry pepsi max from the soda stream.
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27 Apr 2023
Puerile, but...
26 Apr 2023
Here's all the times Alan Grant farts during Jurassic Park. Everyone, welcome to Jurassic Parp:
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27 Apr 2023
Anyone know when tickets for west ham vs aek larnaca go on general sale?
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24 Apr 2023
Confused by a question/answer on #TheChase. The girl with the dragon tattoo, surely, not the dragon with the girl tattoo.
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22 Apr 2023
Yes.
It has been calculated that King Charles's may have a private wealth of around £1.8 billion. @AliMirajUK asks: With the cost of living crisis running rampant, should the King pay for his own coronation?
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17 Apr 2023
Sigmoidoscopy tomorrow. If you don't know what 1 of them is, here's a hint as to what it involves-
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14 Apr 2023
Tell me again how doctors are greedy for wanting a £5/hr pay increase. Think about how much each clap was worth.
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