Paradox, Rapper, Master of Disguise, Scorpio, Cats, Baseball #SeaUsRise 🔱 (I get high with my cats)||| I am just here to cause discourse and be depressed

Joined January 2012
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“Had the whole world shook like an earthquake, they killed me on a Thursday then I resurrected on the third day, popping bottles all around, damn straight poor that champagne as I get ready for another Holy Campaign” - Lord Hunt
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🛒 Repost to Win 🛒 Our friends at @Fred_Meyer are back to give you a chance to win a 💲5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ gift card and all you have to do is hit that repost button... and don’t forget to shop Mariners Rewards next time you’re picking up groceries. atmlb.com/3fh7AGY
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RANDY WALKS IT OFF!
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🛒 REPOST to WIN 🛒 Hit that repost button for a chance to win a $500 @Fred_Meyer gift card, and don’t forget to take advantage of the Mariners Rewards Program the next time you shop!
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WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!
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Was there with my mom.
All hail the King 👑 OTD in 2015, @RealKingFelix etched his name into the record books with his 2,000th strikeout. #FelixHOF
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💐 REPOST TO WIN 💐 We’re giving away a Mother’s Day Prize Pack, thanks to the @MarinersStore! All you have to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win.
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🛒 REPOST TO WIN 🛒 Our friends at @Fred_Meyer are back with another chance for you to win a $500 gift card! All you need to do is hit that repost button and take advantage of Mariners Rewards next time you’re grocery shopping. atmlb.com/3fh7AGY
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Bryce Miller on the mound? R Throwback Weekend? Warm weather in the forecast? There’s nothing better. ⚾️🌟 Cheney Stadium is the place to be when the Tacoma Rainiers take on the Sacramento River Cats. #ThisIsRCity First pitch is at 6:05 p.m. Gates open at 4:30 p.m.
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DUMPER GETS IT DONE. #TridentsUp
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BIG DUMPER! WALK-OFF WINNER!
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Another Brendan blast 💥
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🗣️ LUUUUUKE!
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Cole crushed.
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It fills our days and brightens our nights... Welcome back, baseball.
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IT’S GAMEDAY.
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Your 2026 Seattle Mariners have arrived in Seattle, Washington. We are literally so back.
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This is so lame
Cal Raleigh sigue en los suyo, no saludó a su compañero Josh Naylor. 📹 @LuisGilbertLop
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10 years is a long time in life, and especially in the music industry. <i put this on IG again but i thought you guys should see it too> thank you to everyone who supported the album that changed our lives forever❤️ 22 things about the album you might not know in the comments ↓
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BRING BACK THE @Mariners ROAD GRAYS!!! RT if you agree
A major sports team asking fans for feedback and listening is pretty crazy. They listened to the countless cries to bring back the devil rays design, even bringing back road greys. We need more teams and companies to follow suit, this is incredible
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