go blue smile everyday (he/him)
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25 Apr 2019
Me in 3rd grade: h-
My teacher:
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May 16
we’re all staring at his butt, right?
May 16
Flash freeze of Nico Hoerner parallel to the ground on his diving stop. Spectacular. Not even super man can get that parallel.
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May 7
How can you not be romantic about (Cubs) baseball? 💙
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W
15 wins in their last 18
11 in a row at Wrigley
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Apr 27
no… we are 23
Apr 27
Millennials (1981-1996) are now between 30 and 45 years old.
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Apr 13
do you think Bruce Springsteen will play Slayyyter’s “CRANK” tonight?
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Apr 10
Abdelrahman Mohammed, 24, a Syrian living in Beirut, reacts after he lost five members of his family after an Israeli strike on Wednesday, at Rafik Hariri University Hospital, in Beirut, Lebanon, April 9, 2026. REUTERS/Emilie Madi
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Apr 9
Robby and Dana not getting along is in the top 10 of worst things to ever happen to me
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This might be the best clip from yesterday.
Cadeau step back three, Arizona timeout, camera cuts to the student section losing their minds, then you look at the scoreboard and we’re up 27 points.
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Apr 2
well this certainly isn’t my issue so what is
If you’re not progressing in the gym it’s because the music you’re listening to isn’t gay enough 🤷♀️
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Apr 2
I still make this sometimes
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Annoyed at how profound I found this
Mar 25
I know his parents made love that night. he's not the baby of a quick nut
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Mar 25
The Bachelorette needs to replace Taylor Frankie Paul with Clavicular
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