Saying shit here cuz why not? Peace out 👽🌻💖
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16 May 2015
Teacher: Which is the closest planet to Sun?
Kid: Wait
Teacher: What wait? Tell me fast
Kid: Bta raha hun, Mar Kyu Rahi Hai
Teacher: Correct
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May 29
𝚁̶𝚊̶𝚓̶𝚊̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚁̶𝚘̶𝚢̶𝚊̶𝚕̶𝚜̶ Vaibhav Sooryavanshi and Jofra Archer knocked out from IPL 2026.
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May 29
Amazing this qualifier with Vaibhav and Gill's innings has been reduced to Sai hit wicket analysis
#RRvsGT
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Usually Rajasthan implodes after Suryavanshi’s wicket, today they didn’t even wait for that. #GTvsRR
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May 19
@MakeMyTrip SpiceJet flight was delayed by 7 hours. I cancelled via MMT and was promised a full refund. For ONE MONTH I was told it was "being processed."
Then you called to say SJ rejected it. I called SpiceJet they have NO RECORD of any refund request ever being raised by MMT
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May 19
So who has my money, and what exactly were you doing for 30 days?
Your helpline has no human to escalate to either!
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Today i visited Vrindavan for the first time. Here’s what I have to say
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A couple of days ago, OTTPlay, the website I used to write for, shut down. It was abrupt and no one had an inkling. As someone escaping a blazing house, my knee-jerk reaction was to save the few pieces I was happy with. The shock came a little later and remains.
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Mar 26
This guy is doing same step throughout his career
Viral ab hua 😂
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Mar 23
After Dhurandhar, Pakistani Police is searching for Indian Spy’s in Lyari Street😭
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Mar 15
Big Breaking: Iran confirms only ships with a valid FASTag will be allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
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Mar 9
India is dominating world cricket because this kid didn't want to disturb his mother's sleep
Mar 9
One of the most fascinating stories on why Jasprit Bumrah learnt to bowl a yorker
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Mar 8
2011: Dhoni finishes off in style
2021: Toota hai Gabba ka ghamand
2026: And that's the ninth wicket gone. Uh...in fact it looks like it's the tenth. So that's it then.
Shastri bro, you had one job.
#Cricket
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Mar 8
Ahmedabad Stadium on Men's day vs Women's Day
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Mar 8
"If nobody is talking about Shivam Dube, then consider he has already done his job"
- This is Peak commentary by Ian bishop 🥶🔥
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Gautam Gambhir after India wins the World Cup
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Mar 8
Coach Gautam Gambhir right now
#INDvNZ #T20WorldCup2026final
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- 2007 T20 WC
- 2011 ODI WC
- 2014 IPL
- 2012 IPL
- 2024 IPL
- 2025 CT
- 2025 Asia Cup
- 2026 T20 WC
GAUTAM GAMBHIR NEVER LOST A FINAL MATCH.
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