Just going through life between two slices of bread

Joined June 2019
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In every sandwich there is a Best Bite. Plan accordingly.
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Pro-tip: Find yourself a local sandwich reporter.
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Here's a tip: follow @sandwichesofhistory over on IG or his other social channels. Better daily entertaining and delicious sandwich content than I could ever provide: instagram.com/sandwichesofhi…

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If you think about it, elections are a lot like sandwiches.
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If @sol_orwell were to make a sandwich cookie on #NationalSandwichDay, would he add pickles?
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I wish I had prepared something. #NationalSandwichDay
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I've got some time, I'll eat a sandwich and think of something. You can't just Sandwich Tip out of thin air, you know, these things gotta be inspired. #NationalSandwichDay
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The head hang at the end... I feel you man
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Wow, where do I even start? First, I'd like to thank all my fans, all my followers. So many of you stuck with me through the stale bread and the moldy crusts, but somehow we made it through this mayonnaise we al
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If you and your siblings were raised on miracle whip, and you discovered mayo as an adult, you, too, can forgive your parents. And mother's day is as good as any to do so.
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SandwichTipOfTheDay retweeted
the Godmother @ Bay Cities Italian Deli (Los Angeles)
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Guest Sandwich Tip: "Blistered or charred veg uplevels any sandwich" -LW
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Happy #ValentinesDay! Enjoy this Muskrat Snuggle Sandwich. One of the pieces of bread is taking a snack break. flic.kr/p/2mNU5ds

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Today's tip is just a tip of my hat to pizza on #NationalPizzaDay.
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Pleased to announce that @bittman is taking over for me this week.
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ALT This Is The Way GIF

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A spot-on guest sandwich tip! At least, the second half. Disregard the opening line. Sol's right about a lot, but wrong on this one.
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Gotta be able to pour, spoon, or spread a condiment. And I say this as a joke account who was about to look up the actual definition of condiments and decided not to in the spirit of twitter beefs. Speaking of, if pickles are condiments, then so is beef.
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But agree about timing for the best crunch. That's a good tip. And agree that pickles are 100% awesome.