SURF DAD
Joined December 2011
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10 Jun 2016
Can you get disability benefits from being crippled by self-doubt?
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10 May 2023
Iggy Azalea walked so The Kid Laroi could run š
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20 Feb 2023
Nothing like having the stomach flu for 4 days to really kickstart your diet!
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17 Feb 2023
One of my favorite dogs from work is moving to Illinois. I bought him a bowtie and a turtle toy and cried in the lobby while saying goodbye.
We really do love all these dogs. Sometimes I donāt know if my heart can take this job.
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14 Feb 2023
Happy birthday to all my Girlfriends
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15 Feb 2023
Not me dissociating on the toilet while trying to dodge the tragedies of life!!!!!!
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20 Dec 2022
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15 Dec 2022
The scene from Spice World where homeboy comes out of the toilet scarred me for life tbh #ToiletTweet
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26 Nov 2022
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17 Nov 2022
So if you know me, you know that my taste in music is really all over the place. I like a lot of really good shit, garbage and things ironically but also maybe so ironically itās no longer ironic and I actually like it: a thread
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17 Nov 2022
Atlus is one of those artists where Iām like āare they good? Are they bad? Are they both & does that make them great? Does he know heās is like creating incel anthems? Are they actually even incel anthems or has he just been truly mistreated by women?ā All these questions & more
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17 Nov 2022
Iāve concluded that Atlus fucking rules because of these questions his persona and art evoke. Real art gets the people going. Dadaism.
Idk Iām high, listen to Atlus
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john wayne gravy retweeted
14 Nov 2022
I will be dating Pete Davidson next.
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12 Nov 2022
Matt & Colleen remind me of that couple in high school that would get drunk at a party & the boyfriend would throw a beer or punch a wall & drive off in their Momās Dodge Durango AKA Britney Spears level of TOXIC #LoveIsBlind
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12 Nov 2022
Zanab needs a Xanax. Iām no fan of Cole, donāt get me wrong, by MY GOD is she unpleasant and uptight. If someone spoke to me in that tone with that stank look on their face ALL THE TIME I would Sylvia Plath myself #LoveIsBlind
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