Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
Joined August 2018
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I haven't tweeted since He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named bought this place.
Just to let you know that you can find me on B*uesky, same name, same rants.
Bye!
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29 Jul 2023
I'm leaving Twitter.
This X crap is not what I signed up for.
I'm met wonderful people around here and I'm happy for that. Hopefully we'll meet in other spaces.
Love you all!
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29 Jul 2023
The premiere of Order of the Phoenix, me and my brother went dressed up as Death Eaters. Ppl actually took pictures with us which was very weird.
28 Jul 2023
#Barbie has packed theaters with people in pink. It’s really an unforgettable movie-going experience.
What are some of your favorite movie-going moments you’ve ever experienced?
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29 Jul 2023
Relatable! 🙋♀️🙋♂️
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29 Jul 2023
My colleagues have already got they rejection/acceptance emails for a Very Cool Conference we all want to attend and I haven't.
So, of course I'm checking my email every 30 seconds or so.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD retweeted
27 Jul 2023
Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.
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28 Jul 2023
Welcome to another round of am I exhausted or is it the flu?
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27 Jul 2023
I feel kinda weird using twitter at work now that it has the new logo. It feels as if I had a p0rn site open or something like that.
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26 Jul 2023
In addition to mandatory training, we have a suite of optional training modules you can engage and be assessed upon. Think of it as a streaming series to get you through the writer’s strike.
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25 Jul 2023
There should be a special circle in h€ll for people who cancel meetings 1 minute before they are supposed to start.
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24 Jul 2023
Monday, the kids are on holiday, I have tons of work.
Yay.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD retweeted
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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21 Jul 2023
My new single “We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You'' is out now! Stream wherever you get your music 🎶 dolly.lnk.to/WATCWWRY
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20 Jul 2023
Why not all shoes are slippers or sneakers? WHY??
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD retweeted
20 Jul 2023
Accurate! 💯
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20 Jul 2023
Not to brag, but inspired by @SeasonedAcadem1 I went to bed at 9 pm and woke up at 7 am.
It was awesome!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD retweeted
18 Feb 2022
There should be a non-traditional-skills section on CVs
Like, I am great at finding academic events with free food.
What are you good at?
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18 Jul 2023
I just spent an hour writing a very detailed email to a student expleining why did they fail my class. Will they...
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... thank for my efforts
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... keep complainin to me
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... complain to my chair
313 votes • Final results
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18 Jul 2023
Airline changed my flight without asking me or letting me know.
Getting them to change it to something that actually works for me is taking *checks watch* 58:02 minutes on the phone. And they haven't fixed it yet.
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18 Jul 2023
Also, the jingle!
First 25 minutes or so: UGH!
Minutes 26-50: It's not that bad tbh
After minute 51: Humming along
Will I start inventing a coreography when the hour passes?
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