RT @TheSashaExpress: “Buy every house” “kill everyone” “make everyone homeless” finally a game that lets you practice white culture

RT @MoneyFolder5: You don't understand how much the world has changed in such a short time lmfao

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

“It’s filled with popcorn.” Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

Congress is trying to further fuse the US to the Israeli military. House of Representatives NDAA proposes co-production of weapons, joint ventures, and shared data between the US and Israel. From @BenFreemanDC

I wonder how many people out there who don't really pay attention to spaceflight stuff saw this and legitimately thought that WW3 was starting

must be so blissful being a lib, no ideological framework for why things happen, no coherent understanding of history or economics, just individual issues that you interpret solely based on vibes

Civilization was built by people like this, and there is a stunning lack of gratitude in our culture for their work. In this specific case, at least half of the apple varieties in Brown’s collection were considered “lost” until he personally tracked them down and saved them. He literally went on quests where he did things like, tracking a lost variety back to a stump of a long-ago-cut-down tree near an abandoned homestead in remote Appalachia, took cuttings from the green shoots coming out of the stump, brought them back and planted them. Absolute legend.

Texas before the islamic revolution

This has long been one of my pet conspiracy suspicions.

it’s hole filling season

I'm convinced Donald Trump is a top 10 character in the history of civilization. People will be studying the mass psychosis that allowed this obviously pathetic person to control so many people for generations to come. They'll never really be able to come up with 1 clean answer.

tonight we honor the significant others of all situation monitors. we salute you for putting up with your partner coming to bed after 4 am every night. your sacrifices will not be forgotten.

Probably feels so bad to work for the CIA and hear every podcaster say "they didn't even try to sell the war this time"... to feel so invisible

We have got to start apologizing to the schizophrenic community

Curiosities of scientific research: If you think your work is useless — remember the Swedish Navy. In the 1980s, Swedish naval hydroacoustic systems were picking up suspicious signals that were identified as the noise of Soviet submarines. Search teams spent months trying to find evidence of an intrusion, but without success. After the collapse of the USSR and the end of the Cold War, the mysterious signals continued. So the Swedish authorities sent a research team to investigate what was going on. In 1996, Professor Magnus Wahlberg conducted a study and discovered that the sound was produced by herring — when their swim bladder compresses, excess gas is released through the anal canal in the form of air bubbles. This acoustic pattern is unique and found only in herring. For 15 years, Swedish naval forces were, well… listening to herring farting.