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finally set up a site to sell prints if anyone is interested - jp_photography.darkroom.com/
also my dms are open if you want anything not listed, or to get an image to print yourself. not looking to make a lot off this, I've just been asked and wanted to make something available
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fucked up & broke my no booze streak... starting over tomorrow ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Just ate wax but in my defense I think handing out wax melts to promoting a candy store is very deceptive
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fuck you bike, I have an air compressor
went to ride my bike to clear my head but I've apparently been cursed by the universe
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went to ride my bike to clear my head but I've apparently been cursed by the universe
can't register my camera to send in to canon for repair because I accidentally bought the 'international' model. which has literally no differences except the fucking serial number. trying to fight amazon for a refund but I'm probably fucked.
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can't register my camera to send in to canon for repair because I accidentally bought the 'international' model. which has literally no differences except the fucking serial number. trying to fight amazon for a refund but I'm probably fucked.
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camera: broken
heart: shattered
mental illness: very yes
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the fact that nobody is willing to admit there is a serious teal digital color grading epidemic infecting nearly every film released by Hollywood now and people get ultra-defensive or personally offended if you point out on here that there is a problem is a bleak omen for cinema
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getting a fast-tracked 3-year jail sentence handed down by an AI judge for a hallucinated crime with no jury or right of appeal. the future of Britain is here baby
Derbyshire police officer investigated for using AI to 'create evidence' in multiple cases
news.sky.com/story/derbyshirโฆ
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miss the way I loved before I had my heart absolutely drop-kicked
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Neurodivergent folk! Remember this when they try to gaslight you in the workplace
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you donโt need thicker skin - you need safer environments.
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I was supposed to be celebrating my ex graduating nursing school today. Instead I spent the day trying to forget how I wasn't worth it to the person who was worth the most to me, & ended up losing the one fucking thing that's been keeping me sane since she left.
my anxiety got really bad so I skipped the second movie & went to a nearby wildlife refuge to clear my head. that was really great until my camera suddenly died.
it wont turn on despite trying multiple batteries & every reset hack I could find.
fucking kill me
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my anxiety got really bad so I skipped the second movie & went to a nearby wildlife refuge to clear my head. that was really great until my camera suddenly died.
it wont turn on despite trying multiple batteries & every reset hack I could find.
fucking kill me
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absolutely incredible theater experience & I won a raffle for 2 free future tickets & a blade runer 2049 poster!!!
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downtown corvallis fucking rips. I don't understand how they have 5 used bookshops within 3 blocks of each other but it rules
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Boots Riley is officially the youngest director to direct โI Love Boosters.โ
He is 55 years old.
source: Deadline
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I had to watch like 11 minutes of ads on the shitty photo editing app I downloaded to make this stupid joke ๐ญ
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