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jeremy scheck @ScheckJeremy

You can call me anything you want but don’t call me late for dinner

Joined June 2020
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2 Feb 2023
In my experience, starting to write is fun, finishing is exciting, and the middle part can feel like you’re not making any progress. But if you keep writing, bit by bit, you end up making it through to the fun part again.
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moms LOVE saying “20 years ago…”
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I just opened up my hinge down to 5’ 8”
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sometimes I just like to reference the time I lived in a banana farm in Thailand for 3 years just to see if they’re paying enough attention to tell that I’m lying
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I like my egg yolks medium rare no further questions
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I knew @onepeloton was going through a rough patch but I didn’t know they downsized this much
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consulting is a hoax invented by Microsoft to sell Excel
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Babies are a scam invented by Pampers to sell diapers
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“I look like a Gucci model” “No you look like you’re arriving at Ellis Island”
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I can feel it…I’m one pair of shoes away from inner peace. Ok well maybe two to be safe
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overheard at Cornell: “She may not be the next Thoreau but she is a woman”
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“Everyone is just doing their best” okay well I’m not
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didn’t realize everyone and their mother had a significant-other until I saw all the v-day posts … we see you, we hear you … stop
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reminiscing about the time my 5th grade teacher would come in some days pretending to be a substitute and would Ms. Nelson Is Missing Us and then gaslight us the next day and pretend it wasn’t her
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I don’t care what anyone else says, I like your shirt
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“Why does your dog smell like santal 33?”
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“Can you use pedantic in a sentence” “You don’t fucking know what pedantic means?”
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I can’t stop telling people I had a nose job (but I didn’t)
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fans are so obnoxious
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Even though being from Westchester is a mental illness we still love them
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