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8 Jan 2021
If you love children's jokes then this is the account for you.
As well as news about our free online #comedy gigs we'll share gags sent in by kids, dedicated to entertaining anyone who's #homeschooling!
Great for live shows for cub/scouts, brownies/guides & all youth groups.
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
10 Jun 2025
We're so excited to have last year's @buxtonfringe Children's Event Award winner back for 2025! @PhilipsComedy returns with SCHOOL'S OUT COMEDY CLUB @SchoolsOutCC. Excellent end of term fun where kids take the mic and share their best (and worst) jokes 2025.underthefringe.com/show…
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
15 Jan 2024
Ha! Amazing! Looks like you needed my lockdown project @SchoolsOutCC. You can buy the children’s joke book here and raise money for @FareShareUK at the same time:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
This term, i've told my 5 yr old boy a joke to tell his friends at school every morning. It's become a big deal, with kids crowding around hear it. Realised after drop off today I'm craving the validation of 5 yr olds, and now I need to keep finding jokes for him to tell.
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18 Feb 2023
Look what’s landed in Leicester!
Join us for @PhilipsComedy’s children’s joke show at 1pm TODAY @lcbdepot as part of the @KidsComedyFest at @LeicsComedyFest with @JOUFreeFest.
Tickets👇🏻
comedy-festival.co.uk/event/…
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
25 Dec 2022
IT’S CHRISTMAS!!! And our final gift is every joke from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. It’s been great fun putting this together & so gratifying to see how many of you have supported UK charity @FareShareUK by purchasing the jokebook.
Season’s greetings and a happy new year.
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
24 Dec 2022
It's Christmas Eve & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A lovely joke from 8 year old Joey in Glasgow.
Support @FareShareUK by purchasing the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
23 Dec 2022
It's the 23rd December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A lovely joke from Ollie in Bath.
Support @FareShareUK by buying the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller #Christmas
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
22 Dec 2022
It's 22nd December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A lovely joke from 11 year old Dipesh in Bradford.
Support @FareShareUK by buying the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
21 Dec 2022
It's 21st December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A fab joke from 10 year old Emma in Stockport.
Support @FareShareUK by purchasing the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
20 Dec 2022
It's 20th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A lovely joke from 11 year old Kerry in Durham.
Support @FareShareUK by purchasing the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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19 Dec 2022
I entered the #FridayForty for @CursedChildLDN on @TodayTixUK! Get tickets for performances next week at £40 (£20 per part) #CursedChildLDN todaytix.com/london/shows/12…
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
19 Dec 2022
It's 19th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A cheeky joke from your very own birthday boy here!
Buy the book & Support @FareShareUK:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
19 Dec 2022
Great to give a shout out to @JewTalkin and to the various stocking fillers available from my site including the @SchoolsOutCC joke book, raising money for @FareShareUK.
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Hope you like the Limerick and hope to see you again soon @SunnyandShay
ALT A Limerick for Sunny and Shay A duo called Sunny and Shay On air at the end of the day A joy to behold They’re radio gold With fun chat and great music to play
ALT The School’s Out Comedy Club joke book
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19 Dec 2022
Happy Birthday to our creator @PhilipsComedy
19 Dec 2022
What a great start to 44, literally being on air at midnight @BBCRadioLondon as I “came of age”.
Thanks to the wonderful @SunnyandShay for having me and @RachCreeger who can’t spell “bagel” but I’ll forgive for making such a delicious cake!
ALT Comedians Philip Simon & Rachel Creeger joining Sunny & Shay at BBC London Radio
ALT Comedians Philip Simon & Rachel Creeger with Philip’s birthday cake at BBC London Radio
ALT A bagel shaped birthday cake
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
18 Dec 2022
It's 18th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A lovely joke from 7 year old Hassan in Basingstoke.
Support @FareShareUK & buy the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
16 Dec 2022
It's 16th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A fab joke from 8 yr old Sawyer in Boston, USA.
Support @FareShareUK by buying the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
15 Dec 2022
It's 15th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A lovely joke from 12 year old Varshni.
Support @FareShareUK by purchasing the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#Christmas #Chanukah
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
14 Dec 2022
It's 14th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A fab joke from 10 year old Rafi in Borehamwood.
Support @FareShareUK by buying the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
13 Dec 2022
And if that wasn’t enough then you can also grab a little stocking filler from @PhilipsComedy here:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
One of them, the @SchoolsOutCC children’s joke raising money for @FareShareUK
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Schools Out Comedy Club retweeted
13 Dec 2022
It's 13th December & here's today's gift from the @SchoolsOutCC Advent Calendar. A fab joke from 9 year old Joey in Belfast.
Support @FareShareUK by purchasing the joke book:
philipsimon.co.uk/shop
Tune in each day for more of the funniest children's jokes.
#StockingFiller
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