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So the threshold for Erik Karlsson winning the Norris was 101 points and a -26 but Bouchard can’t get nominated with 95 points and a 25
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“Evan Bouchard didn’t deserve the Norris” - Evan Bouchard has better defensive metrics than all of Norris finalists - Evan Bouchard led the Norris finalists by a combined 51 points - Evan Bouchard faced the 10th most difficult competition in the entire league - Evan Bouchard played more PK relative to this teammates than any of the Norris Finalists - Evan Bouchard has a Goal Dif On Ice vs Off Ice higher than all Norris finalists combined by a 41 goal margin - Evan Bouchard played with the worst goaltending in the NHL and the worst defensive system - Evan Bouchard had less giveaways leading to goals than the other finalists combined - Evan Bouchard was lights out to end the season while some of the finalists ghosted - Evan Bouchard should be the Norris winner but he’s not because of Eastern pundits and morons who watch Tiktok Clips to base their perception of a player If you believe he’s not deserving of the Norris, that says something about your hockey knowledge. Biggest litmus test in hockey
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akheem da dream
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Cale Makar gets Norris votes every season because of his “reputation” despite not even being top 5 by the data On the other hand, Connor McDavid isn’t allowed to win the Hart because the voters are getting “tired” of it Does this double standard make sense to anybody else?
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“Sun-day red”
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You’re an NHL GM. You get a selection of either Matthew Schaefer or Mack Celebrini for the next 15 years, who are you choosing? @SanJoseSharks @NYIslanders
31% Schaefer
69% Celebrini
367 votes • Final results
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You can't change my mind
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I've literally never heard a good song from this band
26 years ago, red hot chili peppers released ‘californication’
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Gavin McKenna saw that he could get drafted by the Canucks and said prison is actually better
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Mark Carney, today: "You cannot live within the lie of mutual benefit through integration when integration becomes the source of your subordination." Piere Poilievre, today: "Uhh CARBON TAX CARNEY put the SAME liberal CARBON TAX lyin LIBERAL" What does this retard even do
Meet the NEW Liberal carbon tax. A lot like the OLD Liberal carbon tax. Liberals hiked their hidden carbon tax again — up 7¢/L this year, and headed to 17¢/L by 2030. That means higher gas prices and higher grocery bills. I will scrap it. So you can afford food, fuel and energy.
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14 Dec 2025
⚡️⚡️⚡️!!!
THAT'S A SWEEP 🧹
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Scott Hanson needs to go
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8 Sep 2025
NFL is 👑 !
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8 Sep 2025
Derrick Henry needs to be studied
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6 Sep 2025
Oh my goodness oh baby ⚡️ what a start! #BoltUp
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27 Jul 2025
90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.
26 Jul 2025
thoughts on mental health that would have you like this?
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NHL really working hard to switch up the narrative.
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17 Jun 2025
Must be referring to the @EdmontonOilers having a good start in the first period #StanleyCup
BREAKING: Iranian state media claims there will be a surprise tonight that the 'world will remember for centuries'
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17 Mar 2025
Replying to @HayesTSN
@HayesTSN @OverDrive1050 Capitals also have Andrew Cristall in the system - shredding the WHL
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17 Mar 2025
126 points in 55 games.
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17 Mar 2025
@HayesTSN and they also have Brantford Patrick Thomas who’s 5th in OHL scoring too, 100 point player. Ridiculous
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