Parody of the Failing Devolved Government in Scotland 🏴
Joined December 2019
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21 May 2020
Our New @ScotGovernment slogan. We could have used stay alert but that a tad to English for our Nationalist Administration.
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2 Jun 2020
The government demands that @Scot_Together does another poll as we are not happy with the result of the one they have just done. And how dare the @Scot_Together account speak out against our Fuhrer. There is no place for unionists views or wisdom in an SNP Democracy!
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2 Jun 2020
New Government Album for those (few) who want to listen to our Fuhrer when she isn’t speaking gibberish to the press! ⤵️
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28 May 2020
What national scandal? Jeane Freeman is completely flawless. Scotland may have the highest death rate in U.K. but we all know that Westminster is to blame in some way! Long live our Führer. Long Live Scot Nats (even is they don’t social distance) Who cares about unionists.
28 May 2020
Nicola Sturgeon is facing calls for a dedicated public inquiry into the “national scandal” of Covid deaths in Scotland’s care homes
heraldscotland.com/news/1847…
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27 May 2020
Dominic Cummings should be sacked. Nobody working at or with the Scottish Government would ever break the rules. (Terms and conditions apply)
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27 May 2020
Terms and conditions
You can break the rules if you are:
-Ian Big Man Blackford
-Nicola Sturgeon (our fabulous führer)
-Catherine Couldn’t Careless Calderwood
-A Nationalist (as Nationalists are a superior species-obviously 😒)
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22 May 2020
Jeane Freeman has done little wrong in her career. How dare anybody speak against this government. Jeane Freeman has lots to be proud of such as the unopened hospitals (because who needs them in the current times?) and Scotland’s testing capacity (please don’t compare with rUK).
21 May 2020
It was not inevitable that care homes became the frontline, a serious strategic error by Jeane Freeman made it so.
It is impossible to see how public confidence can be maintained in the Health Secretary - she simply can’t be trusted on coronavirus.
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21 May 2020
Our fabulous Deputy First Minister on Sky News. Shame the Westminster establishment clearly forced the presenter to make fake claims against our flawless government.
21 May 2020
And the same devolved assembly that tried to cover up #NikeGate x.com/gitgrumpygit/status/12…
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23 Apr 2020
We would like to make it clear that Coronavirus has benefits too. The biggest is that the English have gone home.
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2 Jan 2020
Today we looked at the most binned items in Scotland’s bins and the winner of the most binned item is the SNP Election Leaflets.
18 Dec 2019
.@strathearnrose is joining senior leaders and representatives from across the recycling chain, businesses and local authorities this morning to identify opportunities to accelerate the pace of progress towards Scotland’s ambitious recycling targets.
#ScotRecyclingSummit
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1 Jan 2020
The BBC must be held to account how dare they cover part of our Führer Nicola Sturgeon’s face with they logo.
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1 Jan 2020
Today the the cabinet met to look at the successes from last year due to our government. The meeting to review success lasted a full 3 minutes and it was concluded that the lack of success in devolved matters was not @scotgov’s fault. Here is a quote from our spokesperson.
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1 Jan 2020
We as the true and non-corrupt government of Scotland believe that the only explanation that can be made on why the website had problems was that the @bankofengland tried to make fun of the Scottish People. This has been concluded with no inquiry but @ScotGovFM says it’s true.
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1 Jan 2020
We want to put out a warning to say that this Intelligence Test by the BBC is fake as our Scottish Cabinet including @ScotGovFM took the test and it was clearly false as it tried to claim they were all stupid. It can be concluded that it was rigged by the Tories at Westminster.
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1 Jan 2020
Happy New Year from your Scottish Government! We are ready to bring another year of failure and policies that will make Scotland known to the world (for the wrong reasons). Just remember it’s never our fault, it’s always the folk at Westminster!
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31 Dec 2019
As the government reflects on the year, we must thank @JohnSwinney MSP for making the education system continue to fail as it has made Scotland’s crime rate lowers as criminals are now more stupid than ever before.
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31 Dec 2019
This News Today is just another reason for an Independent Scotland (along side the free “Aye Pads”) as Pupils won’t need to know how to speak English as the Government would make it the law to speak Gaelic.
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31 Dec 2019
The Winner of the Scottish Government’s Worst Minister Award in 2019 is Jeane Freeman MSP! 🥳 The nominations list included all SNP Ministers however Jeane stood out as the prize winner this year! We must make it clear that all problems she had were because of Westminster.
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31 Dec 2019
Today,our useless FM has informed people about how 2020 will be the year where Scotland will be known internationally-Most likely for our failing education system, drugs crisis, unopened or dangerous hospitals and the free “Aye Pads” being handed out.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-s…
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31 Dec 2019
The Ignorant FM @NicolaSturgeon held a press conference on Scotland's Unwanted Second Divisive Referendum. Scotland chose their constitutional future in 2014 and strongly voted to stay in th UK but the FM just wants to check if anybody has changed their mind for no reason.
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