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Scott Adams @ScottAdams89

When life throws you lemons. Say fuck the lemons and bail.

Joined April 2011
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No defence? I know I’ll use sarcastic remarks as a comeback that will work... oh no wait. I look like even more a stupid prick. People like you don’t like hearing the truth. Take a long hard look at yourself. #abusive #scumbag
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Such a humbling experience #lestweforget
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Scott Adams retweeted
FPL Betting
@footballacca
28 Jul 2015
When you're on your way home from football after losing and your girlfriend says: "Calm down, it's only a game."
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Embarrass me in front of a queue of people again, see what happens....
Being the 100th person someone follows and it makes you smile like 😬
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sam gilman@samgilman89
4 Apr 2015
Replying to @ladbible
@TheLadBible this was there excuse!!
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sam gilman@samgilman89
4 Apr 2015
Replying to @ladbible
@TheLadBible won 12-0 and they refused to apologise!
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Also can't use this online. @Dominos_UK need to sort this out. Just lost a lot of custom.
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So @Dominos_UK send me this. Then when I ring to order they tell they can not except the code? False advertisement
#newbelt #russo
#DawnOfApes can not wait for this film. Im gonna go aapppeee.
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Amy Smith@Literally_Amy
7 Jun 2014
Replying to @samgilman89
@samgilman89 @AshCarter85 swede can't have many more exes, surely?
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Roxanne Jameson@RoxyJ_x
15 Apr 2014
I always fight tiredness for as long as possible and end up going to bed at stupid times 😣😵
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Christian Williams@ChristianW
17 Jan 2014
Replying to @Literally_Amy
@Amy_Loves_Vodka @CapitalOfficial @ScottAdams89 @samgilman @Becky_boo25 Thanks for having me on!!!
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Amy Smith@Literally_Amy
17 Jan 2014
Lads night in with @CapitalOfficial and Swede, Gilly and Becky!! Vodka and whiskey flowing nicely!! @ScottAdams89 @samgilman @Becky_boo25
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Amy Smith@Literally_Amy
17 Jan 2014
#LADS night in @samgilman @ScottAdams89 let's see if we can get on telly again!!!!
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