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Scott Goss @ScottGossDel

Communications Director for the Delaware State Education Association but mostly just Lily Olive’s pops.

Joined January 2015
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My 2-year-old at the doctor’s office youtu.be/K1cVup7rZuA
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#newjerseydrone youtu.be/ASWO43n3QkQ

batteries not included (1987) Theatrical Trailer

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February used to be a proper month.
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Missed the ice cream truck today because I was too proud to run. And for what. What honor did that bring me
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Deeply unserious company we’re dealing with over here.
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I’ve officially reached the stage of parenthood where The Happy Song is playing in your head on a 24-hour continuous loop. Through the valleys and the hills, away we go.
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Men in their 40s: I don’t use TikTok because I’m not a child. Also men in their 40s: Check out this hilarious video! (Uses Facebook Messenger to send a 6 month old TikTok that’s been uploaded as an Instagram reel)
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Things they don’t tell you about parenthood: Having a baby will dramatically increase the number of strangers who knock on your door for ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN REASON!!!!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but there are no onions in Funyuns.
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What it’s like to own chickens in one screenshot
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We did it, folks. Five weeks and six days into parenthood and my wife and I finally bathed on the same day.
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For the children, they mark, and the children, they know The place where the sidewalk ends. (Spoiler: It’s Schutte Park. The sidewalk ends in Schutte Park.)
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“Fabric softener is a scam!”
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Some personal news: Having checked for the 1,647th time today, my daughter is in fact just sleeping.
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My wife, having cried her way thru the many traumatic birth scenes in House of Dragon just weeks before giving birth, now holding our sleeping 3 wk old daughter in her lap: “You want to watch the first episode of Last of Us?” Jfc @HBO, why you do us like this?
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My wife anytime someone hands her an apple that’s not a honeycrisp.

ALT Disney Snow White GIF
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Kinda surprised it took me 16 days to get here tbh
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With the rise of AI, will humanity finally put aside its differences and accept that all these spooky ass “ghost caught in 4k” videos have always been fake?
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Dear @SurfBagel, The new @MilfordDE location is great. Now, for the love of yeasted wheat, please consider coming to downtown Dover. Local fans of bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches desperately need you. You’re welcome to stay with @MaddyinMilford and I until you find a place.
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Don’t let anyone trivialize crying over spilled milk. Crying is the most reasonable response. If I spill another drop of that liquid gold, @MaddyinMilford might set this whole house on fire.
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