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Joined August 2008
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Help @Uverse? After 30min customer svc call re:changing plans (mostly on-hold), 2nd agent disconnected me. Long time internet/tv customer.
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It’s ok. Let me slam on my brakes real quick while you dart in front me in the traffic circle. #pleaselearntodrive
You let that car merge into your lane. You think they’re waving say thanks. They’re actually throwing trash out the window. #classy
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Marveling at how fast assumptions become "fact" & shared as news. Harmless in this case. But revealing. #fakenews #friends
Please enjoy this pony pic while I’m away from social media for a long while. See you sometime, friends. 😉
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If social media tells me anything, it’s this: we are becoming increasingly skilled in the art of being offended. #GodHelpUs
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Drove by a park in Watauga, and witnessed a Cricket match in progress. Uniforms and all. What in the world? #Texas #TheWataugaTriangle
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A flying car would be awesome right now. Seriously. #SaturdayTraffic #TheWataugaTriangle #AlternateDimension #IGotPlacesToBe
Morning commute: Kudos to the old Chevy pickup that just passed me sounding like a Star Wars pod racer. Good on you, sir.
“Don’t always look to get out of the situation until you get from the situation what God has hidden in it for you!” Bishop Dale C. Bronner
Scott Allen retweeted
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Oh, Friday traffic. Why the hate? I’m just tryna go a few miles. #TrafficLightFromTheBadPlace #WelcomeToWatauga #WataugaTriangle
Attention Southlake drivers: please try to not harm yourself or anyone else while behind the wheel. That is all. 🙈 #wacky
Replying to @anthonycoppedge
. @anthonycoppedge TPSreports 😂😂😂😂
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Irony: Wandering around Lowes unable to locate an item as “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for...” starts playing. #U2 #Irony
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Observation: When there is no caption, a picture of gnocchi could easily be mistaken for a picture of grubs. And vice versa.
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Updating apps on my phone and noticed most of them are larger than the hard drive in my first Mac. #RandomFacts
“We are very good judges for the mistakes of others, but very good defense lawyers for our own mistakes.” @nickygumbel
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Perfect solution to a stormy Texas day? A conference call with a few techie chaps with proper British accents. #SkypeVacation
Scott Allen retweeted
Be selective in your battles, sometimes peace is better than being right.
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