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30 Oct 2020
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6 Mar 2020
Coronavirus mass panic really taking the piss. No fucking soap in shops cos every cunt has bought in bulk...Reboot of Crimewatch will pretty much be "Police need help to find the man that broke into 80 year old Edna Scrubhard's house and stole all her hand wash & anti-bac gel"
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11 Jan 2020
Playing #CloseToTheSun on the #NintendoSwitch...Something tells me shit's about to get real
28 Jul 2019
That #Expedition show on @davechannel fronted by every housewives favourite knicker-moistener, Steve Backshall, is some quality viewing 👍👌
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27 May 2019
So here it is, the moment no-one has been waiting for...You'll laugh, you'll cry (when you realize it's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back)...In fact, you'll wonder why the fuck I even bothered.
Anyway...My latest masterpiece 👀
Enjoy 👍
youtu.be/wA8p9Wk7GkI
21 Apr 2019
Easter Sunday 2019...Officially titled 'Beer, Bean & Batman Day' 👍👌
12 Mar 2019
27 Jan 2019
When you lose to Wimbledon...Fair play to them for putting their chances away
27 Jan 2019
Lady Gaga asking Bradley Cooper for a part in his next movie
18 Jan 2019
Couldn't find a pic from 2009 to do the #10YearChallenge, but I did manage to obtain one of me from 36 years ago 👍👌
8 Jan 2019
Dinner, wine, soppy movie & a well thought out present...The key to any romantic night in with the missus 👍👌
4 Dec 2018
Honestly, some of the HD/4K split screen comparison posts I've seen doing the rounds lately are ridiculously doctored.
They might as well just post it like this...
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4 Dec 2018
Fair play to Advent Calendars...Finally promoting safe sex to the kiddies 👍👌👀
4 Dec 2018
Re: the Ballon d'Or twerk "controversy."
Inappropriate comment? Possibly.
Sexist comment? No.
Sit down Snowflake brigade...Back to as you were World 👍
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1 Dec 2018
Apparently, the greatest songs are written while under the influence of hardcore drink & drugs...Well world, get ready to have your tits blown clean off 👍
