🤠 Dayton, Kentucky🤠 Join me for a drink and a laugh at the amazing Commonwealth Comedy Club on Friday, June 12th, and Saturday June 13th! Get tickets and info at simpletix.com/e/scott-thomps…

The Last Gloryhole Lyric Hyperion Theatre and Cafe 2106 Hyperion Ave. L.A. Ca. lyrichyperion.com for tickets 5/28 7:30 6/8 7:00 6/16 9:30 7/2 7:30 7/12 9:30 7/19 9:30

📍🍸 LA!! I'm at the @LyricHyperion doing The Last Glory Hole!! 🍸Get more info and tickets HERE -> heyor.ca/P7LNfW 🚬 Thursday, May 28th, 2026 Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM 🚬 Monday, June 8th, 2026 Doors 6:40PM // Show 7PM 🚬 Thursday, June 16th, 2026 Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM 🚬 Thursday, July 2nd, 2026 Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM 🚬 Sunday, July 12th, 2026 Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM 🚬  Sunday, July 19th, 2026 Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM

🍸 TACOMA🍸 How does my hair look? Come see me LIVE Friday May 15th and Saturday the 16th! ✨ Info and tickets at tacomacomedyclub.com/events/…

Happy 30th Anniversary to Brain Candy. In marriage it’s known as the Pearl Anniversary. Our movie did so badly it should be called the Fake Pearl Anniversary. I prefer the Pearl Necklace Anniversary because the sex is still good.

COMEDY AT THE CARLSON Friday April 17 @ 7&9 Saturday April 18 @ 7&9 50 Carlson Road Rochester NY 14610 @KITHnocontext @KiTHFans @KITHOnline Tix: carlsoncomedy.com

A message from Below. A Festive Special. A live reading of my new play. Tonight 7-9 at Trepany House. 1121 Seward St. L.A. Tix at trepanyhouse.org @KITHOnline @TheRealTavie @KITHnocontext @BrucioMcCulloch @kevinthekith @DaveSFoley

This Saturday we will be doing a live reading of a play I’ve co-written with @mrkdmcdonald This is the 2nd one after Toronto. Next stop, New York. Come see what this amazing cast will do so that you can brag that you saw it in its pupae stage before it transformed into the butterfly that devoured Broadway.’

#TBT 🐻  Clad in fur, feathers, and fringe at the 1992 CableACE Awards.

Just woke up in Los Angeles to the news that I’ve been elected as the new leader of the NDP and that my band Mouth Congress and our new album ‘Valley of Song ‘ swept the Juno Awards. Turns out all I had to do was play the sleep card. It’s all so overwhelming I don’t know where to start. I’ll make a proper statement once I’ve had my barium enema and a robust looksmaxxing session. Then I’ll get to work. As President Whitmore once said 30 years ago on the steps of Parliament wearing nothing but a simple pashmina and a chastity cage, ‘Today is my Independence Day.’

🐄 To all my Canadian milk drinkers, we've got this one in the bag. ⭐  Listen to my comedy album streaming on iTunes and Spotify get links at newscottlandland.com/stand-u…

⭐  EYE-cons

It's not even Friday.

Tacoma! It's happening. Get your affairs in order and meet me at the Tacoma Comedy Club. GRAB A FRIEND AND TA-COMALL-OVER!! Info and Tickets at tacomacomedyclub.com/events/…

❗ Come see me LIVE! Stay tuned for a staged reading of a brand new play written by me and @mrkdmcdonald in Los Angeles! 04.17.26 Rochester, NY 05.08.26 California, CA 05.14.26 Spokane, WA 05.15.26 Tacoma, WA 06.12.26 Dayton, KY 🍸 Info and tickets at newscottlandland.com/live-ev…

#RainbowCountry🌈 THIS WEEK ON AIR! Broadcast Radio & Streaming Tues Mar 17 - Mon Mar 23 🌈 HR 2 - #Music Funk #RickJames Punk - @MouthCongress @ScottThompson_ Electronic - #TransStar Folk/Rock - #SuzanneNuttall

I thought Popeye’s had won the chicken sandwich wars but apparently the truce didn’t hold.

Thanks Nancy. It does feel like nothing’s been the same since she left. Who knew she was the glue holding it all together?