Should have been a professional footballer, discovered lager instead.

Joined July 2011
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Oh great @tessamunt on TV might as well watch jackanory if I wanted to hear fantasy stories
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India are fast becoming the Man United of Cricket, everyone hates them.
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I’m expecting a huge outpouring of rage today from the usual suspects because the uk made the watch that one of the US pilots has and therefore is complicit in the attack on Iran.
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If this continues then the Carlsberg is going to run out. #bhafc #cpfc
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#bhafc @BHAFC fans post your best reactions to the Palace result here
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ALT Happy If You Say So GIF

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Come on agents Barco & Enciso #bhafc
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What is it with Liberals putting the rights of the few above the safety of the many. @Adamjamesdance @tessamunt @HeatherShearer_ Mike Best Steve Ashton i’d happily stand against you clowns to get you out. Shame on you.
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Thanks for Cashin you Robbing bastards. #bhafc #dcfc 😉
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I swear Welsh people go to motorway services for a day out. Bloody swarming with them.
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Caicedo giving away a penalty, Pedro at fault for first, Sanchez shit as ever and Cucu getting booed every touch. If Carlsberg did champions league. #bhafc
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The interview panel from the FA that chose Tuchel need to give their heads a wobble. #Eng
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Ian wright wearing a Lego hat ? #engand
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Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile
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When did the rule change come in that you can’t book Liverpool players ? #bhafc
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Close the curtains, turn off the lights, disconnect the internet and pretend today never happened. #bhafc
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Managed to get your penalty in the end then Pawson you prick.
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Stevie Coppell looking old now, must still have VD #bhafc #cpfc
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Everyone I go past the levels I’m instantly transformed back to gcse geography and point out where an Oxbow lake is going to be.
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Replying to @BristolAirport
@BristolAirport just the 500 People in a freezing queue to get On the bus back. Awful service.
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What the F are you doing we are all queued back to our parking bays and you Have not a single person out marshalling. Get the police involved you idiots.
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