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Joined March 2026
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Very thrilled Scotland and Australia won there games, the highlights were epic, those lads should be very proud
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I'm upset I didn't stay awake for the Scotland match, but my body was too tired and I clocked out
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The World Cup has gone woke. Are we seriously calling it Bosnia Herzevoginia instead of Bosnia Himzevoginia?
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I watched Masters of the Universe, it was a really fun movie, pretty lame as well, but there wasn't a moment where I was bored
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Could toilet door companies stop doing funky male and female icons, one of these days I’m going to walk into the wrong toilet and be given a criminal record
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I'm definitely skipping the Qatar game tonight, but Morocco Brazil is going to be an epic watch
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Jun 13
Why did I ask if they serve us outside? OF COURSE THEY SERVE OUTSIDE, did I think they just have outside tables for a laugh? Wurghhh
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Jun 13
We must stop the Americans at all costs, football will never be called SOCCER
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Scratch retweeted
Jun 13
“no creo que estados unidos haga un buen mundial, ni juegan futbol en ese país”
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Jun 13
I had the craziest dream where I was in bed tasting peanuts in my mouth. One after another, they tumbled up from my throat to my mouth, but then suddenly like a waterfall I barfed peanuts all over my bed, I was devastated thinking that my Saturday was ruined.
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Jun 13
I slept from 10.00pm-2.20am to watch the Paraguay game, then I slept from 4.00am-7.00am, so did I take two short sleeps or two naps? #saturdayThoughts
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Jun 13
Amazing game between the US and Paraguay, the Americans really put on a good show
Well-deserved win
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Jun 13
No babe, I didn't finish early, I simply have to take a hydration break
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Jun 13
Twitter is pushing me hard to get premium, I WON'T SWALLOW THE BLUE TICK
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Jun 12
Very happy with the Canada match
Both sides gave their all, with a good equaliser from Larin near the end
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Jun 12
Jonathon David has to lock in right now, blew his chance before, from what I see he's Canada's only talent right now
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