Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. instagram.com/samurai_script…
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These are better than the ass burgers at Cook Out who don’t even know how to sauté an onion
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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I’m not letting him win
Paddy Pimblett fought a boxer with Down syndrome in a charity exhibition match. He let the guy score a knockout.
What great sportsmanship.
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Helped a snapping turtle out of the road today and that bastard did not appreciate it
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William Keaton retweeted
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On the menu tonight:
Chili and baked corn casserole
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I’m still waiting for his ass to come back
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It’s like they’re just now discovering the film business like Cavemen looking at fire for the first time.
But they’re not Cavemen, they’re adults with iPhones and electricity but they still don’t know how fire works.
Curry Barker needs to tell us how he got $700,000. Don’t give advice on how to make a film. Give advice on how to fund the film.
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William Keaton retweeted
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H.R. Giger and Debbie Harry photographed by Chris Stein
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Going by the state of that room I’d say she deserves this
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William Keaton retweeted
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CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON (1954)
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