Me: Tomorrow’s a holiday. I’m going to get everything done today so tomorrow can be a do-nothing day!
Also me: *slightly panicking* What will I do on a do-nothing day??
#busybody#LaborDayWeekend
I put a casserole in the oven without setting a timer. I told my husband it would need about 30mins to be done.
36 mins later I had not checked on said casserole and my husband is calling me a psychopath 😂#MarriedLife
Things no one warns you about pregnancy-
When wearing your robe, no matter how you tie it, you look like a potato. 🥔
Rock that robe tater-tot. You’re amazing 😘
#pregnancy
Me - giving myself a pedi minding my own business
Wasp - lands on my finger and stings me for absolutely no damn reason
How’s your Thursday going? #thursdayvibes
Me to hubby: I’m on a work call now. If the kids can refrain from screaming I can hear what is being said.
My household: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
#tuesdayvibe#summerbreak