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SeaThreePeeO @SeaThreePeeO

"If people hear me laughing, they'll think I'm having fun when in fact I am becoming more unhinged by the second."

Joined January 2009
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SeaThreePeeO@SeaThreePeeO
21 Jan 2021
My Minecraft knowledge brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, ‘Sea how do we craft?’ ‘Tell us Sea, how do we craft?’ I could teach you but I can’t be arsed.
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Hi @Tesco when will frozen food be available for delivery in my area SL6? it's been nearly two months.
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Me *carrying heavy boxes down the stairs* My cat: don't worry, I'll just get in the fucking way. You won't even know I'm there until you step on me.
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I accidentally made eye contact with the cat across the room and now he thinks I'm going to feed him.
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HORSES CAN SWIM IN MINECRAFT!
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Dear Companies/Advertisers, if I see your advert before and after every YouTube video I watch, I make a mental note never to buy from or interact with you.
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The secret ingredient is poison.
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Having autistic children means waking up to a satanic circle of ducks.
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When you think you've lost weight but in reality, the elastic has gone in your knickers.
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Izzy with her Hatchday Cake (blueberry muffin). 18 years old today
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Look at that dick. Living his best life, wants for nothing, not a care in the world. So why is he such a curmudgeonly bastard? Also, could the birds stop picking the moss off my roof and chucking it on the deck!
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Most parents of children in their late teens have to deal with relationship woes. I get texts like this.
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New Post. Mary Jane and John Theophilus Scott beneaththyfeet.blogspot.com/…
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To Memory Ever Dear, Friend of the Sick and Suffering. Jennie (Keziah) Wilton the Fishmonger's Wife. beneaththyfeet.blogspot.com/…
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Today's Beneath Thy Feet post. The Prince Family. beneaththyfeet.blogspot.com/…
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No Greater Honour and No More Worthy - James and Eleanor Burnham beneaththyfeet.blogspot.com/…
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There is nothing slower on Earth than a child you have just told, quick! Get a towel! As a bottle of drink fizzes everywhere.
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The Matrix never would have happened if the pills were in a container with a child proof lid.
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Today's Beneath Thy Feet post, John and Mary Ann Thomas - Fairground Proprietors. beneaththyfeet.blogspot.com/…
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No one told me when I was younger 95% of adulthood would be resisting the urge to scream, FUCK. The other 5% is resisting the urge to scream, COCK.
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