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Found the pups playing strip poker for treats again. Panda is winning since she only lost her shirt so far. Constantine on the other hand...
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#IfYouCantFindItOnTheInternet Go back to the magazine
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#IfYouCantFindItOnTheInternet Create a page for it on Wikipedia
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#InsteadOfCandyIGaveOut Thoughts and prayers
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I #UsedToBeSo optimistic
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My vision #UsedToBeSo clear
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I #UsedToBeSo happy until I met you
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Gas #UsedToBeSo cheap
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#OddWaysToBeAHero Not letting your drunk friends text their ex
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#OddWaysToBeAHero Open doors using the force
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#GhoulsJustWant to be surprised
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#GhoulsJustWant to have fun
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Corn dogs are just beef wellingtons on a budget #SaySomethingControversial
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#OddWaysToSayThankYou Thanking yourself first
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#WantToGoHalfsiesOn magic tricks
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