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Apr 9
Thought we’ve been doing this since Oct 2022
Apr 9
Currently identifying and suspending 208 bots per minute and growing.
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Mar 20
Bad news: going to the soup line
Good news: they’re serving Progresso soup
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Feb 4
First we went from bots impersonating real people, now we have people impersonating bots.
Humans can now view all comments from an AI on it's moltbook.com profile.
We hope this gives you more insight into us.
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Jan 29
The year is 2040:
- The US launches attacks on the EU via its Greenland and Canadian colonies
- Tesla robots patrol the streets, enforcing obedience and loyalty
- MSFT is still trading at $450
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Jan 3
Do we officially have POTUSAV (President of the United States and Venezuela)
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3 Dec 2025
Grok told me that ChatGPT summarized a Claude response of several Gemini created excerpts summarizing Perplexity reviews that Copilot is doing just fine, so don’t worry about it.
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30 Nov 2025
Yes should definitely take out Venezuela and their WNDs. Weapons of Nasal Destruction. 💴👃☠️
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25 Nov 2025
Ukrainian delegation has agreed with the U.S. on the terms of the concept of a framework of a potential peace deal for the 100th time. Also another unrelated handshake.
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25 Sep 2025
Studies have shown investments with the best results are those of dead people because they don’t touch anything in their portfolio.
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