Dear @USPS, Thanks for leaving my box on the porch so it didn't get wet. Unfortunately, it was already SOAKED on the bottom. Like it was sitting in a lake. Books Water = RUINED. Signed, #NeverAgain
Did you guys know #mediamail doesn't come with insurance? Me either.
Sooo @Budget is holding my refund hostage for weeks now and wants me to provide my bank statements. Umm. What? It’s not like it’s the holidays or anything and I need this money.
When I lived in San Diego I used to go to Sea World once a week. Then one day at the dolphin exhibit I saw a dude that looked so familiar. I casually followed him and his family around until I figured it out.
It was Weird Al Yankovic.
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Me: coughing up my lungs while running 102° fever
5 year old: let’s do gymnastics in Mom’s bed! Let’s have a dance party! Let’s roller skate around the house! Let’s chase Bebop! Let’s do yoga! Let’s go swimming! Can we make cupcakes? I want to ride my bike.