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collateralized doordash obligations?
try "chimichanga default swaps"
x.com/EffMktHype/status/1903β¦
21 Mar 2025
"They're called Chimichanga Default Swaps"
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You will own nothing, including any skill, idea or ability to think and be happy.
- AI 2026
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
Feb 25
I was talking with someone at a startup building βthe agentic layerβ who was excitedly telling me about how their agents would seamlessly navigate/extract/aggregate data from a customerβs various SORs
I just stopped him and was like βWhy do you think these SORs would let you do that?β
He didnβt have a good answer. He was just like βbut itβs the customerβs data they can do what they want!β
Lotta people about to learn the hard way how the Enterprise works
Feb 25
π€π«°Enterprise apps from Microsoft to HubSpot are plotting to extract fees from the AI agents that access their services.
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Now that the Seahawks are 1-1 with the Patriots.
Time to make it a Trilogy!
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Guy invests 2k into friends AI startup & changes his bio to:
angel investorπ | building in stealthπ€« | AI/ML | mentor | future 30under30 | First principles thinker
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
31 Dec 2025
I see a lot of people talking about notch and his code (apparent lack thereof) quality
just have to remind everyone, if your code was public, we would all make fun of it too
stfu
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
31 Dec 2025
I'm so happy the GraphQL psyop is over
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
15 Dec 2025
Holiday Parties when you're self-employed:
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
13 Dec 2025
Last week, I published a deep dive on how I run system design interviews for data engineers, based on 100s interviews Iβve been involved in (both as an interviewee and as an interviewer) across four tech companies.
The TL;DR: start at a high level, then progressively dive deeper
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14 Dec 2025
The only Christmas tree your CEO wants to see this year.
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9 Dec 2025
Got to put on my chef hat after a decade of being out of the game for a fundraiser dinner that my pastor asked me to lead.
Nearly 500 plates, 70 people, only one month of planning and so much help from an amazing group of volunteers.
Success!
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
2 Dec 2025
when you invest in all of these companies can you make these kinds of tweets as a "third party observer?"
yc is affiliated with replit, emergent, and taskade (at least Google says so)
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
20 Nov 2025
the future is now old man
What the HECK is going on with tech?
In the last week: Multiple cloud outages, x DMs totally broken, antigravity doesn't work, my watch is showing me 15 year old cal events, mac OS is a mess, email is spammed to hell and every nerd on here is talking like new AI is the second coming
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
30 Oct 2025
We did a thing: three amazing data engineers and I answered the 10 most-asked questions on r/dataengineering.
These genuine insights help you understand the current state of #dataengineering. Obviously, I'm biased since I pulled together the questions & answered them myself.
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
30 Oct 2025
Can we talk about how fucking insane it is to be a C-Suite executive at a public company and casually drop that you hit your revenue target for the quarter and THEN a 2027 revenue guide in a fucking TikTik video to some broccoli-haired Zoomer?
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
28 Oct 2025
A major career accelerant is to get exposure to how people a level above you think about capital allocation, prioritization, tradeoffs, risk etc
Itβs harder/slower to feel your way into operating at the next level of abstraction and complexity
Much easier to see it happen live
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SeattleDataGuy retweeted
21 Oct 2025
Weβre thrilled to share that Estuary has raised a $17M Series A π β led by @M13Company with participation from @FirstMarkCap and Operator Partners!
Weβre unifying batch & streaming into one dependable, AI-ready platform for right-time data movement.
π estuary.dev/blog/estuary-raiβ¦
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