Sibyllist/Synchromystic/Spellbreaker. GenXoteric and loving it.

Joined April 2015
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Next time someone mocks you for your interest in Synchromysticism, remind them the machines that control the entire world economy run on codes, symbolic language and pattern recognition.
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Compassion is the Royal Road to the Kingdom of Heaven.
A bear cub that won't let go of the rescue that rescued him from a forest fire.
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I think I am alienating all of UFO Xwitter with my Disclosure Day posts. How shall I endure?
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I had way more fun seeing this film than I ever did seeing Disclosure Day. I regret nothing.
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Here's another one- how the hell did this movie cost $115M? There's nothing onscreen that you couldn't see on any basic cable television show.
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Bolshev... er, I mean British cops look like a cross between a furry sex-ring and a union meeting of Trader Joe's cashiers in Portland who want their top surgery fully covered by health insurance. Only softer, weaker, and infinitely more cowardly.
Die Polizei in UK beschlagnahmt eine weiße Schaufensterpuppe, nachdem sich die pakistanische Community über ihre „unkeusche Kleidung“ beschwert hatte. So langsam drehen die wirklich ab.
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The Secret Sun Speaks retweeted
There's nobody here. #DisclosureDay
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Spoiler Alert: Disclosure Day isn't really about aliens or anything like that. It's about magical glow sticks that are never explained or exposited, but comprise the overwhelming bulk of the plot. They also do whatever Spielberg and Koepp need them to do whenever the plot runs aground.
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Replying to @RedPandaKoala
Me outside the theatre on disclosure day at 3am, contemplating all the choices that brought me to this moment.
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All of this is entirely accurate. Plus, all the bits recycled from the Taken miniseries.
Disclosure Day is a comically dreadful, and deeply evil movie, which somehow gets worse the more I think about it. Aliens kidnap and molest kids after disguising themselves as friendly Disney animals then years later the kids thank them. Empathy - particularly empathy for the child abusing aliens - is declared the greatest virtue in the galaxy, a notion that it is suggested we might wish to form a new religion around Aside from its grotesque premise, the thing is riddled with barely drawn cliche characters, unintentionally hilarious dialogue, distracting plastic surgery, and a laughably dated setting of a TV newsroom (much of it feels like an unfunny, unaware cover version of Network). So then, just the typical inversion one has come to expect, with a side of boomer myopia, and an even more batshit than usual wish fulfillment fantasy on the part of the creators… Yet it’s worst cinematic sin is that it’s just so dreadfully BORING 👽
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The Secret Sun Speaks retweeted
Cars, what's stopping you from looking like this?
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Wow. That was bad.
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I know they have a lot of nicknames already ('coward' 'traitor' 'nonce' 'weakling' 'suckhole'), but from now on all British cops are to be officially known as "Starmtroopers."
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This absolute legend is actually named Casper, but I'm still calling him A-Dawg. Not short for "Atlanta," but for "Alpha of the Everlovin' Alphas." And he's still my new spirit animal. Make him yours.
Atlanta Dog fights 13 coyotes attacking his sheep. Kills 8 on the spot. Goes missing 4 days. Comes home after killing the remaining 5. Hats off
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Remember: A-Dawg is all about killing coyotes and popping peyote.
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Just got my Disclosure Day tickets. Wish me luck.
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Who do you think would win in a fight, Sparkletoes Starmer or the Battlin' Boudica of Dundee? Cast your vote in the replies.
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In case you were wondering, Boudica is wielding the PedoPiercer 9000™ and Temu's new NonceKnocker®. Everything you need for repelling sexpestilent invaders.
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My vote is for Boudica, first round TKO.
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Wake up, Sleepers. The time has come to AWAKEN THE FRAZETTA WITHIN.
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