Senior Sous Chef 👩‍🍳 I also make lots of cakes and run quite a bit. One as a professional, the other definitely not.

Joined December 2013
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SOCIAL MEDIA VS REALITY #CatsOfTwitter
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I just did a search on our WhatsApp and counted 208 ‘love you’s
Tomorrow is my first ever birthday without my mum and I am just not ready. The 3rd pic she took of me from behind on a flying visit when fergus was running SDW100 cos she was just so happy to see me. She was everything ❤️‍🩹
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Tomorrow is my first ever birthday without my mum and I am just not ready. The 3rd pic she took of me from behind on a flying visit when fergus was running SDW100 cos she was just so happy to see me. She was everything ❤️‍🩹
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I am equally grateful for and frustrated by doxicycline. The plan for me two weeks off was : see my family, catch up with friends, enjoy the ☀️, start running again. I can’t do ANY of those things but I can breathe a bit better & no longer have to sleep sitting up.😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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Joan does NOT care for Switzerland #Eurovision
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Was really looking forward to watching the marathon this morning but someone at work has decided he’s a bit tired and will come in when he’s feeling better. Hi Ho, hi ho… ☹️
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It’s HARD to exercise with depression, because even if it will help, IT TAKES ENERGY. Energy is hard to come by when you’re depressed. We aren’t being difficult. We are trying to muster even .01% of our being towards action. Stay kind.
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Evil Dead Rise?

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We had a reservation tonight for a couple on their honeymoon. I wanted to do something special so I carved a dessert bao into a heart, fried it and served it with Horlicks ice cream. Front of house told me which table. It wasn’t them. They aren’t even a couple 😩
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Treated myself 😂😂
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It’s 6am ish. It’s not dark. So many birds chirping. 😊
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Find water on your camera roll and retweet.
Find water on your camera roll & quote tweet … ☕️🌊🖤
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I’ve never heard anybody consume a Snickers as loudly as the man opposite me in the train. Must find my headphone charger tonight 😩
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Lonely (wo)Man Day part 2: I’ve got the WHOLE cinema to myself!!!! Horror for one please! #pearlmovie
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Lonely Man Day Pt1: rich beef noodles and a milk tea old fashioned at Bao Noodle Shop, Shoreditch ❤️
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I have the day to myself so rather than sit indoors I’ve booked myself a table in a restaurant followed by cinema. Annoyed at myself for feeling so nervous as I’m a grown ass woman. Bloody moron 🙄😂
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Secret Marathon Nikki retweeted
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IMPORTANT: If you have an emergency phone hidden from an abusive partner please be aware of the below - a loud alert will be activated on 23/4 even if your phone is on silent - you’ll need to switch off, use ✈️ mode or turn off emergency alerts in settings.
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A few days before mum went into hospital I shared the most perfect weekend with her, my brothers and their families. When I arrived my mum said “I was so excited to see you today that I cried. How lucky am I to have been so loved?
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He made me a personalised biscuit urn and filled it with biscuits 🥹😍
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