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🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon! UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year). All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated! #rescues #shelters #adoptdontshop
🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon! UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year).   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #rescues #shelters #adoptdontshop

ALT 🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon! UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year).   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #rescues #shelters #adoptdontshop

🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon! UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year).   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #rescues #shelters #adoptdontshop

ALT 🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon! UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year).   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #rescues #shelters #adoptdontshop
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🐶💟🐱 Many thanks to all who participated in #forgottensoulshour today. So many of you joined in - we can’t list everyone - but pls know we appreciate you! Join us again next Thursday: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT All are welcome & every tweet/RT helps!! #cats #dogs
🐶💟🐱 Many thanks to all who participated in #forgottensoulshour today. So many of you joined in - we can’t list everyone - but pls know we appreciate you!   Join us again next Thursday: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & every tweet/RT helps!!   #cats #dogs

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Many thanks to all who participated in #forgottensoulshour today. So many of you joined in - we can’t list everyone - but pls know we appreciate you!   Join us again next Thursday: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & every tweet/RT helps!!   #cats #dogs
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💟 #Forgottensoulshour friends, please also join us for #RehomeHour on Tuesdays #RehomeHour tweets & RT’s #adoptable pets who need a new loving home. ALL ARE WELCOME to participate Every Tues 8pm UK, 3pm ET, 2 CT, 1 MT, 12 PT Hosted by @MillieOTLFP #adoptdontshop #dogs #cats
💟 #Forgottensoulshour friends, please also join us for #RehomeHour on Tuesdays   #RehomeHour tweets & RT’s #adoptable pets who need a new loving home. ALL ARE WELCOME to participate   Every Tues 8pm UK, 3pm ET, 2 CT, 1 MT, 12 PT   Hosted by @MillieOTLFP   #adoptdontshop #dogs #cats

ALT 💟 #Forgottensoulshour friends, please also join us for #RehomeHour on Tuesdays   #RehomeHour tweets & RT’s #adoptable pets who need a new loving home. ALL ARE WELCOME to participate   Every Tues 8pm UK, 3pm ET, 2 CT, 1 MT, 12 PT   Hosted by @MillieOTLFP   #adoptdontshop #dogs #cats
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🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year. Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps! Ready? Let’s go!! #adoptdontshop #cats #dogs
🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year.   Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps!   Ready? Let’s go!!   #adoptdontshop #cats #dogs

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year.   Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps!   Ready? Let’s go!!   #adoptdontshop #cats #dogs

🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year.   Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps!   Ready? Let’s go!!   #adoptdontshop #cats #dogs

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year.   Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps!   Ready? Let’s go!!   #adoptdontshop #cats #dogs
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🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT! The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year. Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated! #adopt #dogs #cats
🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats

🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats
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🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT! The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year. Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated! #adopt #dogs #cats
🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats

🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats

ALT 🐶💟🐱 Help homeless #pets with a RT!   The #forgottensoulshour tweets & RT’s rescue #animals that have been waiting for a home for over one year.   Join us every THURSDAY: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT   All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated!   #adopt #dogs #cats
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As a person of French descent and guardian of two cats, it is understandable that I nickname them "chat 1" and "chat 2". As a cryptology enthusiast, SHA-1 is not as strong as his sister SHA-2, but they can both make a messy hash of a meal.
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Phishing-as-a-Threat-anti-adversorial-Service (PhaaTaaS)
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A #cybersecurity editor's job is that much more fun when the typos lead to unintended levity: - Amourous FTP (Anonymous FTP) - Indica of Compromise (are you high?) - The costumer is always right - Rouge AP (access point) - Principal of Leet Privilege
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TFW you need to explain that guacamole and whack-a-mole are not related.
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#Nessus, what are you smoking? Is success not good enough, @TenableSecurity? (tenable.com/plugins/nessus/8…)
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I learned #infosec in a tough neighborhood. Our CIA triad was: - Clean the attacker's clock - Indemnify the CISO - Attribution through annihilation
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I learned #infosec in a tough and poor neighborhood. The head of our school was the Principal of Least Privilege.
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Cripes, I either just coined the term #DeepFlake or the #AI(s) are conspiring to hide their machinations.
Google query for deepflake returning no results.

ALT Google query for deepflake returning no results.
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#TIL how to leverage #AI to RSVP and attend a meeting I don't intend on personally attending. IOW, I might have created the first #DeepFlake.
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Me: Two AIs walk into a bar... AI: The degree of injury is dependent on the bar's substance (metal, wood, plastic), its height, its proximity in and to other structures (fences, cliffs, structures), and other factors.
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SBD, short for: - Secure By Design - Silent But Deadly Coincidence? Discuss.
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In a parallel world, I see myself as an innkeeper stewarding an establishment with an un/fortunate name: - First choice: Last Resort. The marketing writes itself. - If in Japan: Rapid (or) Sudden Onsen. A cross between an urgent care and a bathhouse. #Metaverse
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Every time I hear of a position advertised for "Internal Engineering", I am reminded of the external engineers in this Silicon Valley episode. scholasticadministrator.type…
Silicon Valley TV Series, external engineering group

ALT Silicon Valley TV Series, external engineering group
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#Coining a #CrowdStrike-related term: #BrewScreen The feeling of requiring copious beers in response to a widespread #BSOD incident. "I feel a BrewScreen coming on."
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