I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300 miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.) Recap of the adventure here: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/20…

Being older than Wilford Brimley in Cocoon and only one year younger than Pat Marita and The Karate Kid is a bit… Odd. Especially when you feel you look a least a touch younger than those two fine gentlemen.

On the anniversary of his passing, we remember Henry "Hank" Deutschendorf, who, alongside his twin brother William, portrayed Baby Oscar in 1989's Ghostbusters II.

You all know that Mitch McConnell has died and Fuckwork Orange is demanding the news be held until the morning so as not to distract from his birthday, right?

Dear lord, Disclosure Day was so bad that I had to ask my friend twice if Spielberg actually directed it.

This is the only flag that matters. Don’t change it. Don’t tread on it. Don’t ever mistake it. Except that it has 51 stars, for when D.C. becomes a state. Didn’t even notice that, did you? Good. Because it actually has 52. We see you, Puerto Rico. #Flagday

I saw a poll asking whether you are proud to be an American. I have been kicking around an idea for an article for so long it doesn't even matter anymore about the issue of pride. Personally, I am proud of virtually nothing of which I don't have control over. If my country does good, but it had nothing to do with me, there is nothing to be "proud" of. Hell it doesn't even have to be that macro. Being proud of your grandfather fighting Nazis is also something I find weird. You didn't do anything with regard to that. You had no influence over it. You can be glad or relieved. But proud? To be even more introspective, even being proud of the things you yourself have done, without a healthy nod to how a lot of that has nothing to do with you and you alone, is silly. Like being proud of your work ethic. That has at least a 50/50 shot of being part of your DNA anyway. Being proud of how you kept your body and mind in shape, or how much you know about a subject, or how you react to your environs and situationsm comes back to having time and opportunity to do so in the first place, let alone the right genes that allow you to be able to take advantage of those things you have lucked into. I don't worry. Don't have it in me. Can handle every situation without getting flustered or too bothered and usually figure out how to get out of every jam. I know that has nothing to do with some thing I learned or something I was taught or something that really is nothing more that just being a by-product of the chemicals that make up my ole brain. Maybe my lessons learned over the years have helped polish that but that too is just another roll of the genetic dice. So, proud to be an American? Who cares? I'm disgusted by far too many who make up this country to even think of being proud of it, even when it seems to be doing things semi-correctly. In the immortal words of that little girl in the backseat trying to put on her sealtbet:

I went and saw Basset hounds race on a horse track today and it was everything that I was hoping it would be!

When are they gonna flood the White House lawn for the fake naval battles to appease Fuckwork Orange?

Why don’t bank deposits go through on the weekends are the computer systems home with their families?

Stacey Q’s “Two Of Hearts” and the Olsen twins were released 40 years ago today 🎂

If you can’t tax billionaires and trillionaire because “its unrealized gains until they cash out,” then stop letting them leverage that wealth for loans, as collateral, or as equity. If it’s not real enough to tax, it shouldn’t be real enough to leverage. This is why we say the system is rigged in favor of the super wealthy. Abolish billionaires, tax them out of existence, protect working people.

Just thought of a random piece of shit trash human who I couldn't stand before all the Trump stuff took over. Looked them up here: Retweeting Charlie Kirk. Batting 1.000 on judging people for my life now.

It is truly a shame we have so many hungry guillotines.

I thought it was because y’all still want slavery.

Because they don’t have statues about the horrible men who perpetrated the Holocaust, why we can’t remember hisotry or that Biplter guy’s name. Or was it Himbler? Christ, I wish I could get it. Right on the tip of my tongue. Hilbert! That’s it. Alonzo Hilbert.

Remembering the time on a run in Washington and saw a slug which could have been a freaking speed bump.

Go fuck yourself. Glaze Elon some more. Maybe he’ll send you some money.

Kicked everyone's ass in WWII. *EAGLE SCREAM*

Charging me for ice would be my villain origin story.

*#usmnt wins one game* American fans