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6 Sep 2025
Friday NFL game and a cold beer. And just when I thought this couldn’t get any better? The Rizzler shows up on my television. Greatest day of my life.
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6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Jun 5
They gave him HOW MUCH???? 😂😂😂😂
Jun 4
ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.
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May 19
Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby
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May 29
-3 years of NFL experience
-Year 2 in Ben Johnson offense
-More weapons to throw to
-USC Caleb Playmaking fully unlocked
We are about to witness Caleb Williams in his prime😭
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The Pistons that showed up tonight
I can understand Pistons losing, but 30 point blowout ?? god damn
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May 13
Anthony Edwards: “Wemby is going crazy…PLEASE somebody help me!”
Rudy Gobert and and Julius Randle:
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May 13
He’s doing this on purpose to slide to the Bulls at 4. It’s so obvious.
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Jordan Love accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with 100 men in a day 👀
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Apr 9
If you think stopping traffic to get coffee is normal or acceptable, take a look in the mirror. Get a damn grip.
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Apr 8
This Coors Light is starting to taste a lot like Action Bronson’s Tiny Desk
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Apr 6
How seeing this felt
Apr 6
BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls have dismissed executive vice president of basketball operations Arturas Karnisovas and general manager Marc Eversley, sources tell ESPN.
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