Lead Writer for @Starburst_Mag; Writer and podcaster for @kneelbeforeblog; Novelist. He/Him
Joined October 2016
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23 Feb 2025
There's something fundamentally ironic about the James Bond franchise ultimately being in the hands of a guy who doesn't understand why Hugo Drax was a villain.
20 Feb 2025
Amazon will officially gain creative control of the James Bond franchise in a new joint venture deal.
Michael G. Wilson & Barbara Broccoli will remain co-owners of Bond but are stepping back to focus on other projects.
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23 Jan 2025
#StarTrekSection31 #MovieReview A bland and generic sci-fi action movie that fails to deliver creative set pieces or engaging characterisation. This one should remain classified ⭐️
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21 Jan 2025
If you want to salute in triumph in front of a global audience, make it a salute that wouldn't cause Treguard to say "Ooh Nazi."
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15 Dec 2024
I believe it was discovered in a pineapple under the sea.
15 Dec 2024
New Sponge-Like Biomass Foam Found To Soak Up 99.9 Percent Of Microplastics
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1 Dec 2024
Final Destination: Christmas Special
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11 Nov 2024
There are not enough expletives in every language that has ever existed to describe how much I hate this.
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11 Nov 2024
"Hooliganism is another thing Israel is allowed to get away with. We can hardly be surprised here, given Israel is allowed to commit genocide."
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11 Nov 2024
For clarity, that's one food bank for every £11b the Royal Family are worth.
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5 Nov 2024
Come listen to me cast a nerdy eye over last month's entertainment news, ranging from expected and inevitable to downright questionable and truly baffling.
3 Nov 2024
#October2024 #NewsRoundUp #Podcast. The conversation covers werewolves, toy-to-movie adaptations, and justifiable sequels
#Superman #Daredevil #SpiderMan #StarTrek #TombRaider #Voltron #StarWars #GoodOmens #Moana2 #RobbieWilliams
kneelbeforeblog.co.uk/podcas…
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"Over the Garden Wall" stop-motion short by @Aardman is now online ♥
Celebrating the 10th anniversary of the series by @Patrick_McHale (Cartoon Network).
Directed by Mikey Please @MisterPlease & Dan Ojari (Robin-Robin).
Puppet Makers : @SculptDouble
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A special "Over the Garden Wall" 2-minute stop-motion short film by @Aardman studios is coming on November 3 to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the series created by @Patrick_McHale (Cartoon Network).
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28 Oct 2024
RESPECT ARE LAWS!!!!!
28 Oct 2024
Isn't this the part where all the patriots remind us we should revoke the British citizenship of a repeated criminal offender who happens to have dual citizenship in another country?
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26 Oct 2024
Horror fatigue is not a thing because it's a fucking genre, not a trend, a gimmick, or a passing phase. For over a century it has constantly evolved with its audience's tastes, and those fans' appetite for how it will continue to do so is insatiable.
25 Oct 2024
Why Hollywood Is Terrified of Horror Fatigue in 2025 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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9 Aug 2024
Jana attempted to describe a One Piece villain as "That one with the really annoying laugh." I believe that narrows it down by precisely zero.
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16 Jun 2024
"You know memes, right? What if - and stay with me here - what if they were gifs, but shit, and what if they just showed implied action in a way that doesn't understand the context and utterly fails to convey it?"
15 Jun 2024
Dream Machine by Luma AI is just 3 days old.
Now memes are becoming videos.
10 wild examples:
1. Distracted boyfriend
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11 Jun 2024
Please give the building its proper name and refer to it as the Golden Jobbie. bbc.com/news/articles/cy99q4…
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7 Jun 2024
Please excuse me while I make some undignified squeeing noises.
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