Snorlax by day, hero by night.
Joined July 2017
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23 Nov 2024
I am begging you all to look at the entire image. Alternate site information enclosed. I put work into this!
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Jun 13
Apocryphal but fun.
Jun 13
Last time we went to AMC they played the "put away your phones" clip, and at the end it says "Your Escape Starts Now" and a kid got up and ran straight out of the theater.
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Jun 12
Sigh.
I'll be wasting away in the heat this weekend.
Jun 12
ALERT: Judge Amit Metha rules UFC event can proceed at White House, ruling harm to plaintiffs would only be "temporary" & that the challenge came too late
"Considerable time, labor & funding.. has gone into organizing the UFC fight and lead-up events"
storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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Jun 11
Not the point, but what did they call the frustrating effort of solving problems that immediately reappear in another form once dealt with - before the game "wack-a-mole" was invented?
Jun 11
SCOOP: Despite insisting that a $1.776 billion “anti-weaponization” fund has been scrapped, the administration is quietly assuring allies that payout plans remain on track, @S_Fitzpatrick reports.
theatlantic.com/politics/202…
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Jun 11
What is it about grasshoppers that make them seem so benign compared to other insects?
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Massive rights violation
National Guard were appointed Special Deputy US Marshals:
They are NOT authorized to conduct searches, seizures, or arrests
They’re supposed to be assisting law enforcement, not acting as law enforcement
This needs to be immediately investigated
Trump's National Guard surge violently detains U.S. citizen—for holding a sign.
She was standing on her own front porch.
3 soldiers block her from entering her home—tackle her to ground.
"Help! Help! You're breaking my arm!"
she cries.
"You came onto my property—you have no authority to detain me!"
Trump Administration announced a "surge" in the number of National Guard and ICE agents in DC to at least 5,000 last month.
On at least three additional occasions in the last two weeks, National Guard soldiers have handcuffed and detained people in DC.
This footage was submitted to FilmThePoliceDC on June 2.
Incident occurred in the Truxton Circle neighborhood of Washington, D.C.
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I'm getting more emails from people who say they've been contacted by me about some bogus claims.
There's an org out there using my name to try to scam people out of money. If you are contacted by someone out of the blue claiming to be me it probably isn't.
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Talk to your local police agency about the fraud of you sent them money. Be wary of identity theft if you've sent them your personal information.
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I guess they have to find someone less handsome for the film adaption, otherwise it wouldn't be believable.
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Foreigners pretending to be American are weirdly invested in me going to jail for unspecified crimes.
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Jun 5
This is an insane story. The DOGE whistleblower who said that login attempts were made to the NLRB from Russian IP addresses minutes after DOGE got access had his brake lines cut and photos of him walking his dog from a drone taped to his door after Musk attacked him on Twitter
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Video in the article also shows his buddy Sherrill hitting me with a pole on the west front.
Full story:
washingtonpost.com/investiga…
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Jun 3
Trump suggests January 6 was an inside job: "The FBI said, 'Go in, Go in!'"
(Trump in fact was president during January 6 and he hand-picked the leader of the FBI.)
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Pelley: Bari Weiss is trying to murder 60 Minutes!
Weiss and Bilton: That's absurd, no we're not. Also you're fired.
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Can't wait to see how Santa Monica Studio depicts the prophet Mohammed in the God of War after the next.
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In case anyone was wondering why I didn't take a victory lap when press was reporting the admin was dropping the domestic terrorism slush fund. My legal challenges will continue.
Jun 2
MENG: Are you going to issue a new memo in writing rescinding the weaponization fund?
BLANCHE: I'm not committing to putting anything in writing. What would the purpose be?
MENG: You established it in writing, so it makes sense to rescind it in writing
BLANCHE: Ok. I'm not committing to doing anything in writing.
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30 year Master Sergeant addressing a new 2nd Lt energy.
Scott Pelley is 68 years old. The vast majority of American teenagers wouldn't speak to a superior--say a teacher or a boss--like this. Let alone a brand new boss. In what backwards world does an individual of this age not understand basic human decency? nytimes.com/2026/06/01/busin…
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*Beastie Boys cadence*
Ohhhhh my name's Big D and I'm here to
SAY
My 401
KAY
is doin'
OH-KAY
I need to take my ride to the shop
TO-DAY
but the price ain't bad when you drive a
HYUN-DAI
May 31
Rappers only ever rap about how rich or how poor they are. No one ever raps about being middle class.
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May 31
Rappers only ever rap about how rich or how poor they are. No one ever raps about being middle class.
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May 28
I endeavor to live my truth without shame, but perhaps a little bit more shame than the guy wearing the Akatsuki crocs at the airport.
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