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Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney

Sorry for the typhyos! I got these ironworker sausage fingers. Let's be straight: If the $$$ weren't thiks great being a Semocrat, I'd be the GOP Sen Prez.

Joined March 2011
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God as my witness shit will rain down from heaven on the rutger's researchers who said to use coffee as sunscreen bit.ly/qNfKBD

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Bandages all over my belly. Dr says no suspenders for a couple days & @LtGovGuadagno, ur gonna have to stop trying to brush up against me
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RUTGERS FUCKWITS THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN W YOU ON THE PENSION & BENNIES BUILL U JUST WAIT TILL I GET SOME ICE ON MY BELLY bit.ly/qNfKBD

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GOD DAMN IT I EVEN PYT SUGAR IN THE COFFEE. SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE WISE ASSES SAID COFFEE CD BE UYSED AS SUN SCREEN bit.ly/qNfKBD
OHHH HAIRY SHITBALLS MY NIPPLES ARE ON FIRE bit.ly/qNfKBD
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Just gonna take the ol 'spenders off here and get a cup of coffee... bit.ly/qNfKBD
Hmm. Pour coffee on my skin for sunscreen, eh? Well, the clouds are going away and I am gettin a little hot bit.ly/qNfKBD
Sometimes when I wake up at night and I'm tired I pee sitting down #justsayin
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I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay Takin out my freak tonight. I-I-I waanna show-ow-ow all the dirt-irt-irt I got runnin thru my miiiiind
Replying to @NossBorcross
@BossNorcross Is that kind of like Harry and the Hendersons? Man how awesome is that movie?
Replying to @BronxZoosCodey
@BossNorcross Yay!!!! Are you gonna take me to the beach this weekend w my wingies and my shovel an build sandcastels w me? @BronxZoosCodey
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Replying to @GovChristie
Life's a beach and then you marry one, eh @GovChristie? Right? Am I right?
1 a these isnt like the other, 1 a these doesnt blong. Can u tell what 1 isnt like th others by th time I finsh my song bit.ly/nHGVtb
Hey, uhhh, just to be safe, let's not do any live interviews on camera today bit.ly/o2HXjT @Fox29Philly
Jokes abt who was on top and who was on bottom are really insensitive, people. nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/0…

Gov. Christie, Sen. Sweeney sit down after public falling out

The summerlong silence between Christie and Sweeney is finally over.

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When you get down to it, I'm really just a guy who believes in good, open, honest government bit.ly/qLAK5J
I want gummint as clean as a dolkphin's butthole http://bit.ly/r06O68 #imcleaninupJerseyfuckers

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Anybody else hearing the chatter that it might be me to primary that right-wing President Obama? @boldprogressive thedc.com/quHgSr
poor persecuted bear. a perfect way to describe what happened to me yesterday bit.ly/qINdDh. it was prolly trying to protect the kids
Oh. Apparently Nick Scutari is already a Senator? who knew? is he the one with the comb-over that we redisctricted?
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