She/Her. Angry social worker. Dishing snark on this platform so that I can be a decent person in real-life. Views are my own.
Joined July 2011
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12 Jan 2022
Here. Some serotonin. And the reason why I can’t replace my 20-year-old furniture.
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20 Jul 2023
Making a payment on a car I haven’t even SEEN for a month feels like a scam. I should get one free skip.
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9 Jul 2023
The coolest part about being out is that my mother expects me to intimately know every single gay person, place, and event that has ever existed.
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7 Jul 2023
Owning your own business is a wild ride. Like some days I think I’m going to be poor forever and this isn’t going to work out and spiral and then some days I get three referrals in an hour and I’m like “yeah I’m killin it”. 🫠
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5 Jul 2023
I hate this holiday. I’ve always hated it. Even if the United States wasn’t exponentially disappointing, I would hate anything habitually celebrated by continuous explosions and gunfire for hours into the night and NIGHTS afterward……..
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29 Jun 2023
That time my car insurance suggested I would get in to a collision center faster if I used my superhuman strength to pull my passenger door out from the tire it’s wedged into and just drive it there myself. I thought the whole point of insurance was to keep your clients alive?
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1 Jun 2023
Happy month where corporate straight people try to make more money by creating nonsensical phrases and items they think the gays would prefer and change absolutely nothing else.
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29 May 2023
Spending my 31st birthday morning drinking coffee with two cats in my lap and straight up sobbing to an episode of Queer Eye. It’s a good day. 🥲
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17 May 2023
Both Ann Lambert & Rae Cousins support a 2nd referendum on the casino and ignoring the first vote to reject the casino. This was just stated at the Richmond Crusade for Voters. Ann Lambert also said relief sent to tenants was used to buy BBL’s instead of paying their landlord😬
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16 May 2023
Oh man I’m going to have to work on my marketing pitch because that was NOT it 😂
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11 May 2023
I love when TERFs ask whether I'd tell a schizophrenia patient that their hallucinations are real because the answer is that the hallucinations are real experiences that those people are having, and discrediting that experience is STRICTLY AGAINST best psychiatric practices.
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2 May 2023
How do people go to work for like 45 years and not cry every single day?
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23 Apr 2023
I got to the park to run only to find out that one of my AirPods is dead. This is a special kind of hell.
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It’s challenging being a Therapist and I don’t give myself/us enough credit. You have to be super self-aware and humble yourself everyday. You have to put your own stuff to the side and show up for others. Self-care looks different for us. I literally CANT have drama in my life.
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20 Apr 2023
When you’re talking to an old coworker about second puberty in your 30s and she says, “yeah your skin used to be flawless!” 🤡
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9 Apr 2023
My mom, who has yet to acknowledge my partner, is upset I’m going to my partner’s family’s house first to participate in their things instead of showing up early and alone to hang out before my family’s Easter dinner. ☠️☠️☠️
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4 Apr 2023
It just took me 30 whole minutes to write a single email so you could say I’m doing well……
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30 Mar 2023
I am mentally done with this week and it’s only 10:48am on a Thursday.
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29 Mar 2023
It’s like really cool going to work every day wondering if I or my students might die. #LandOfTheFree
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24 Mar 2023
The whiplash of one child asking if I was 21, and the next child drawing a portrait of me including lines on my forehead. 🤡 👵🏼
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