I like Japan lots. MUFC. 36, shit at most things. Huge Marvel nerd.
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25 May 2020
The only striker to maintain a 113 goals per game average for United. #GOAT
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Jun 16
“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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Jun 5
So by this guys logic, there has only been 55 world class players in the history of football.
I’ll die on this hill.
Ashley Cole is the only truly world class talent England has ever produced.
Criteria: top 5 of all time in his position.
(Before you shout at me, I never saw Bobby Moore etc play. And the era was incomparably different)
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May 30
Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).
The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.
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May 30
Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose another final?
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May 27
No thanks, €45m for someone who can’t make his national teams 25 man World Cup squad AND has only a year left on his contract?
May 27
🚨 Éderson has agreed personal terms with Manchester United and paused all talks wirh other clubs since last week.
Atalanta and Man United have been in talks over €45m package deal for weeks. 🇧🇷
It’s up to Man United whether they want to proceed with the deal or not, and when.
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May 26
Keane needs to fuck off now. Honestly why do our former players just want to take a shit all over us at any given moment? Even making stuff up just to help them do it.
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May 25
Genuinely the mongiest take. Imagine saying Bruno is technically deficient.
May 24
Bruno Fernandes is everything that’s wrong with Modern Football.
Players like him are not good for the beauty and aesthetics of the sport.
We can’t raise young generation of footballers thinking it’s Okay to be technically deficient as long as you can pull up good numbers.
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May 24
Just the 30 Premier league goal contributions for Bruno this year then
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May 21
Alan Shearer, so called “pundit” talking about Luke Shaw has been injured all season. Played in every single premier league game this season btw.
May 21
🚨Alan Shearer on Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire missing the World Cup:
“Luke Shaw missing out makes some sense because he’s been injured for almost the whole season. But Harry Maguire? Come on, you’ve got to be kidding me. What exactly is Thomas Tuchel thinking?
Who is better than Maguire right now? Seriously, tell me. Every time England need someone to defend properly, win aerial duels, organise the backline, and fight for the badge, Maguire is there. People laugh, people criticise, but when the pressure comes, he always stands up.
Football is about performances, consistency, character, and experience. And whether people like it or not, Harry Maguire gives you all of that.
You cannot tell me there are many English centre-backs performing better than him right now. Impossible. At Manchester United, whenever he plays, you see leadership, aggression, and composure. He doesn’t hide. Some players disappear when things get difficult — Maguire doesn’t.
Leaving him out of the World Cup? For me, that’s a massive gamble. In tournament football, you need warriors, leaders, players with personality. Harry Maguire has proven that many times for England.
I really don’t understand this decision at all.”
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May 15
Nevermind Rapist going. Joe Gomez and John Stones going but not Maguire??!!???
May 15
🚨✅OFFICIAL: England World Cup final squad announced🏴
Mason Greenwood receives his first ever World Cup call-up
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May 11
Yaya Toure DEFENSIVE midfielder????!!!??? LOL
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May 11
Why are these popular? They are fucking gross.
May 9
Another 🔥 P-6000 just loaded up to the Nike site!
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May 6
What a load of shite. It’s probably that a decent pint sets you back £7. Could it be the state of the economy? No, no, definitely the Muslims. Fucking melt.
May 5
2 pubs a day CLOSING in the UK
Muslims don’t go to pubs
Wakey Wakey!!
As u were 👍
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Apr 29
Bruno has 4 assists from corners. Take away those and he’s still top of the assists chart.
Take away Arsenal’s corner goals and they’ll be 8th in the league.
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Mar 15
What if i cutted both my arms off and went to the sperm bank
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Apr 20
Les Dennis has licked her tuppence
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Apr 15
£140 an hour is almost £300k a year…
Apr 15
The first is ridiculous.
Tesco employee could earn £14 an hour and you want the CEO to work for £140 an hour🤣
Then get taxed half. Nah😂
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Apr 4
First new photo from the moon:
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