Retired comedian. Lover of Toast. Professional Coffee Assassin. Devout Seahawks/Kraken Fan. Hearthstone/WoW Player. Contribute to the entire internet.
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Seth Goodtime retweeted
18 Apr 2019
When it's Easter and you're tryna act right for Jesus
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Seth Goodtime retweeted
24 Aug 2023
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3 Aug 2023
I just realized X is the new Willis tower. I’m not calling it that
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9 Jul 2023
I can’t tell the difference between Miracle Whip and Mayonnaise
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9 Jul 2023
Looking at apartments and I want to move here just for this distinguished raccoon
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Seth Goodtime retweeted
2 Jul 2023
This tweet is actually 600 tweets in a trench coat.
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2 Jul 2023
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Sorry you have to see my connections score as part of your rate limit 🤷🏼
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1 Jul 2023
I wish I could see how many posts were left on my rate limit. I want my last post read to be timed like the last hit of a cigarette before the tsunami swallows me whole
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30 Jun 2023
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Puzzle #19
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Getting the easiest last says something
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28 Jun 2023
Fellas, what line do you say when your bro buys you flowers?
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28 Jun 2023
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Little tricky but it’s eeeezeee
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28 Jun 2023
And she said I can’t commit to anything…
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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