Joined October 2009
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Trying to round up clothes for a woman and not knowing where any of it is or what half of it is. Most frustrating thing I've ever done
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I could eat Italian all day, everyday!!! #nevergetsold
Should have never let myself get this out of shape. #mylegshurt. Actually on second thought... #everythinghurts
I feel bad for the people who spent money to watch the mayweather fight. Should have just watched the Alvarez/Kirkland fight on HBO!
Dude you are at least 30 years old..... Your mom shouldn't have to get out of the car and show you how to use the gas pump! #areyoukiddingme
"I like this store but we gotta get outta here cause that damn tea cup is 78 dollars!!!" @deeelizabeth08
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Call the power company to report that my power was still out from a planned outage.... Power comes on as soon as I hang up! #customerservice
Well this day has gotten off to an awesome start. Went out, started my jeep up..... locked my keys in it running. #isuck
I am the world's worst to forget my wallet. I swear you'd think I was 5 or something. And it never fails to be on mornings I'm out of gas!
I open the back door and this is where Winston peed! I don't think he likes the snow. #definitelynotahusky
Seth Musick retweeted
Was doin' taxes and it asked me if I had any dependents, so I listed 4 million illegal immigrants and 6 million people on welfare. Merica.
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Its pretty sad I'm up at 6 on my Saturday for a retraining class and I feel like I've slept all day. Almost feels like a day off. #thatssad
I suck at grocery shopping!!! Period. End of story! #smalllist #fulltrunk #smh
Seth Musick retweeted
Obama's State of the Union address will only be a success if he walks in to Stone Cold's intro music, shotguns a cold one & says,"I resign."
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Random breakfast of Champions: chocolate chip muffins, a leftover piece of pizza, and chobani yogurt! #bringittuesday
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Finally remembered my twitter password after being stuck locked out for the past 2 weeks! #imsoforgetful #passwordupdate
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Dropped my bag of gold fish in the kitchen tonight. Winston promptly pounced on the opportunity.... turns out he likes them as much as I do!
Well, I've done it again! looked down and realized I'm wearing my house shoes to work. They are just too comfortable!