Auburn Alum 09| SIGMA NU| Father of 2 beautiful daughters/House Dad| Grape Allegations| TRUMP 2024| Beer, Golf, and Women|
Joined November 2025
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The Wife hasn’t answered me all day and said she needed space.
#whatdatmean
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Just finished rewatching Breaking Bad… WOW that shit was awesome
#MrWhite
#BlueChipStock
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Just lost all my money at the casino and my uber driver is ripping dad jokes
“how can you tell if a roaster is gay… instead of saying Cock-a-doodle-doo,' he says, Any cock will do”
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UPDATE 🚨 I lost all the cash i brought
#brokeboy
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Brother (15 years old and no j*b) just told me he’s got $1,500 in the bank. I’m 20 years old, no j*b and have $212.23 to my name!
#chuddd
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Woke up this morning to the jimmy dean and some nachos i made last night. Took a nice bite of the breakfast sandwich and called it.
#leftovers
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Seth “Party Animal” Mcgonigle retweeted
Woke up to a pic of me running duos last night #doublebarrel @SethParty
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Turned on the speaker for my shower and it connected to my roommates phone… he was watching porn
worst #nightmare
#milf
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why do i fall in love with every girl i see on insta
#LANK
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DETROIT VS NEW YORK KNICKS WILL FEED FAMILYS
#detroitvseveryone
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Looks like it’s a bapple and Beev night
@THEbagman67
@CoachDarty
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