Hacker, Programmer, part time writer, Full time Robot.
Joined August 2014
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May 1
zero day con was amazing, some great talks, had the chance to meet @joetidy got a copy of his book which I had ordered in paperback over a year ago!! (got both HB and PB now) as a cyber security engineer it's a total page turner! can't put it down.
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24 Oct 2025
I am a food waste volunteer for olio. I love doing it as it helps my community greatly. stores like tesco and sainsburys are amazing and donate food every night. asda however, regularly give us bags of actual garbage, staff don't know what olio is etc
@asda get it together!!
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30 Jul 2025
I occasionally pop into the toxic playground that is X. Filled to the brim with hate and disinformation. it's like going into your AV's locker and seeing what spyware and trojans lurk within. right. I'll be off then.. toodle pip.
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8 Feb 2025
Tip of the Day: Photo Metadata & Security Risks
Android and possibly Apple introduced an option to remove metadata when sharing photos. If you haven't checked it, you should.
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3 Feb 2025
The concepts of compliance, transparency, and accountability in the nuclear sector are not typically associated with Russia. Given their history, including a nuclear disaster and an attempted cover-up, I believe you may be mistaken, Mr. Zadra.
bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news…
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18 Jan 2025
yes... give wechat your biometric information... wechat a Chinese company... what could possibly, possibly go wrong!!!!!!
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20 Dec 2024
Whenever I’m mad at the world, I head to YouTube and watch the time Gino D’Acampo casually dropped, “If my grandmother had wheels, she would’ve been a bike,” on Good Morning. Watching Holly and Phillip completely lose it never fails to remind me that chaos is the best cure.
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19 Dec 2024
change does not come through on the wheels of inevitability but through constant struggle.
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19 Dec 2024
youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91… - I'll leave this here for anyone else having a bad day - gets me every time!
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19 Dec 2024
I sometimes wonder what could’ve happened if the Russians had actually built a nuclear-powered airplane. Then I remember—they didn’t, and we’re not all glowing in the dark. For that, I’m eternally grateful.
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18 Dec 2024
When people rave about humanity's brilliant engineering achievements, my inner cynic just can’t resist pointing out that someone, somewhere, thought it was a genius idea to stick a nuclear reactor in a car. Because nothing says "road trip" like potential radioactive fallout.
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17 Dec 2024
At a conference, a guy told me he was teaching his grandma Python to keep dementia at bay. That’s like giving your blind uncle driving lessons just so he can get out of the house—it’s ambitious, but the potential for disaster is off the charts.
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16 Dec 2024
Cybersecurity is like fishing with dynamite—you're never quite sure if you'll catch anything, but you’re guaranteed to cause a mess, scare off everyone nearby, and end up nursing a massive headache.
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30 Nov 2024
My sister used to sleep-text, like sleepwalking but with 3 a.m. nonsense sent to loved ones. My favorite? “I often vomit the helicopter of destiny.” Honestly, I wouldn’t even know where to start decoding that.
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29 Nov 2024
I love those videos where people are filming in awe as the sea pulls back after an underwater earthquake. It’s like nature’s version of a text that says, “BRB, bringing a tsunami.” Honestly, it’s a Darwin Awards highlight reel—proof that evolution is still hosting tryouts.
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