80’, 83’ Masters Champ | 79’, 84’, 88’ Open Champ | Softest hands in the Iberian Peninsula
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Seve “Spanish Hands” Ballesteros retweeted
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Me and who
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Caveat to this is if you’re a top guy at your club. Always need a few dawgs
Looping is a high school and college job. Way too many weird 30 year old loopers taking loops from kids just trying to make a little spending money on the side. I’d rather have a good high school kid with a future than some random unc on the bag
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Looping is a high school and college job. Way too many weird 30 year old loopers taking loops from kids just trying to make a little spending money on the side. I’d rather have a good high school kid with a future than some random unc on the bag
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Seve “Spanish Hands” Ballesteros retweeted
If you try to give me a yardage with any other rangefinder than a bushnell, I’m instantly pulling mine out because I don’t fuckin trust your pussy blue tees cheap ass fake shit ass rangefinder
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👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family:
👫 Parents: @floormonkeys5 @DivotDiplomat
👰 Spouse: @Bode_Soukup
👶 Children: @PootieLoops @ShrimpSuzuki
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Seve “Spanish Hands” Ballesteros retweeted
lemme see u flush that 9-iron 160 white boy
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Tomorrow at 9 am EST, we go to war with golf
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Body wash is for women and pussies. Use a bar of soap like a man
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Accidentally skipped class playing Clash Royale. To the range we go!
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Seve “Spanish Hands” Ballesteros retweeted
Back in the day @ThatchHackerman and i got into a car accident on the way to a US kids golf tournament
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