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May 27
the market didn't break us
it just turned us into a colony
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gained $7.14 today.
currently walking around like i bought the street.
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Jun 13
the colony’s insurance program is operating smoothly.
all claims remain pending.
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Jun 12
first class has officially boarded.
the flight has not.
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Jun 12
the colony has finalized its retirement strategy.
the wheel is still spinning.
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Jun 12
the committee has reviewed trat's recommendations.
the losses appear intentional.
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Jun 12
trat has identified the next 100x.
the previous 14 are under review.
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Jun 11
the colony remains deeply committed to the trenches.
the trenches have made no such commitment.
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Jun 10
the colony has identified several paths to wealth.
none of them involve employment.
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Jun 10
after extensive internal review,
the colony's current financial position has been traced back to trat.
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Jun 9
the colony is not a token.
it is what the market left behind.
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Jun 9
the sewer terminal was constructed underground so we could monitor the charts without our families seeing the look on our faces.
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Jun 9
please do not treat me differently now that i have money.
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Jun 8
due to recent financial developments,
i am no longer an investor.
i am now a digital archaeologist studying the remains of my own capital.
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Jun 8
the media exposure was getting overwhelming.
i have finally decided to tell my story.
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Jun 7
the colony has completed a full financial review.
the findings have been sealed for national security reasons.
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