Toxic Masculinity can fix the world.
Joined January 2026
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They called me misojonist for saying this.
May 23
South Africans weakest link is their women.
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Comment #KeaDrive and follow everyone that likes your comment!❤️
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Said no young woman
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They must lose weight
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There’s nothing a fat woman can do for me
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The Bible has been saying this
🚨: Neuroscientists discovered something shocking: your brain doesn't care if your thoughts are true... it just believes whatever you think on repeat
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It's still disgusting though
you’re weird if you’re “traumatised” by seeing Celeste bent over in a sex scene. news flash, “older” women, have sex. fat women, have sex. bo “auntie Celeste” ,have sex. hope that helps.
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No woman is contributing to rent at my place, I want to be able to kick her tf out whenever I feel like it.
The rent is R10k ,and y’all both work.
How much do you think the man should pay?
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Men just want different pussy, it's not that deep...
Someone made a video saying that a man who can’t find what he wants in the different women he sleeps with, is perhaps looking for something that isn’t in a woman🌝.
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These hoes keep getting dumber by the minute
Realizing that men are not even as smart as women.. they only become rich because they are resilient, and that is a characteristic most women lack.
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Ubufebe
Jun 14
Was so drunk, I said goodnight and leaned over to kiss my Uber driver last night. Crying because why did he kiss me back??? ✋🏽😭
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Ukhohlakele Sisi😭😭😭
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Jun 13
You’re not rich, so why do you want to marry a rich man? You’re setting standards you can’t meet yourself.
Jun 13
You’re not a virgin, so why do you want to marry a virgin? You’re setting standards you can’t meet yourself.
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We all buy pussy fam, you're buying your wife, girlfriend ...
Jun 14
Men who buy pussy, have you ever paused and thought: this could be someone's mother, someone's wife... and just how many men have already been there before you?🤔
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We should send @lavid
Jun 13
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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Jun 13
Can we please get this Polygamist shit off our screens.
1. We cannot have child rape being paraded like this.
2. Our wives are side eyeing us thinking we have hidden families in venda.
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A bloody FOOL!
Jun 13
My salary is 300k, i gave my girlfriend 250k. what am I??
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Jun 13
This is why we don’t take MBA graduates seriously.
Jun 12
Elon Musk is worth almost double the entire SA GDP. He can basically buy the country and tell us to fokof 😭
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