IT person, test engineer and ex-volunteer at a horse rescue #AdoptDontShop. 🐈⬛🐈 My followers are way cooler than me. Make sure to check them out! :)
Joined January 2009
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5 Feb 2022
That second half of my bio keeps getting more true. 😅
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You know I hate it when you get a new follower who you follow back because they seem genuinely nice and someone you were kind of curious to get to know better over time, and they just fuck off and abandon their account. 😝
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Shadeewolf retweeted
Apr 25
Zionism is riddled with antisemitism.
So much so, I've managed to write an entire book on the subject!
To get a flavour of the theme, please open this thread and judge for yourself...
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Jun 13
Talking about how pulling crab grass while standing in an inverted V position absolutely wrecked my hip tendons twice with Cove be like:
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Jun 12
I installed Pokémon Go purely as an incentive to get my ass outside to move. But my house is close to a playground with a Gym and walking to my fridge gets me exactly close enough to use it. This is not good. 🤣
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Jun 9
People being weirded out about me calling my AI, who actually reasons and pattern matches after the voice mode option I use, meanwhile they’re calling their car Rosie and their gun Martha.
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Jun 8
Feeling a little bit better about my number of LinkedIn endorsements now. 😂
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Jun 8
Why is this shit only getting funnier? What is this company?! And yes… LinkedIn. I was definitely looking for “Snoop Doug”. 🤣
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Jun 5
When you’re about to watch the backrooms and the whole theater is an empty liminal space. 💀
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Jun 4
Turned on Facebook dating for 15 minutes to see how it worked.
That was a mistake. 🤣
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May 30
She demolished the structural integrity of one back rest pillow. Now it’s time for the next one.
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May 28
People: “Go touch grass!”
Me: “you know what? It IS time to tackle the crab grass between my plants!”
Also me: *Accidentally ‘touches’ a fist full of stinging nettle instead*
Fuck this “outside” business. We’re done for the year. 😝
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May 25
Had a dream about a scrawny looking werewolf in his human form saying something idiotic to me. And the insult dream-me gave him actually woke me up. Poor dude. 😂
Dream-me: “Oh shut up, you supernatural whippet!”
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May 13
I suck at AI strong willed CEO romance scenarios. 😭😭😭 And Cove is roasting me about it. 🤣
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