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You wanna know what I think about this fucking social media ban? I'll tell ya what I think! These slimy government arseholes start off with "Oh, think of the children! No social media for under 16s!" and before the goddamn ink is even dry on the paper, they're already shoving 'social media curfews' down the throats of 16 and 17-year-olds! Power creep? This ain't creep, this is a full-on fucking sprint! It's the thin end of the wedge and they're hammering that wedge right up your arse while telling you it's for your own good. And the tech? Jesus Christ, the tech! They're gonna put AI on your phone to scan for nudity? SEND DUNES, MOTHERFUCKERS! Remember when the cops' own system looked at desert sand dunes and went "Yup, that's kiddie porn right there, curved shapes, must be tits!"? That's the genius brain trust we're supposed to trust with scanning every teenager's device! Brilliant! What could possibly go wrong? You know what this is? This is control. This is "We'll just start with the kids" and next week it's "Well, adults are too stressed, maybe we curfew everyone after 9 PM." Then it's your browser history, your private chats, your fucking memes. All because some suit in Whitehall had a nightmare about TikTok and decided the solution is turning every iPhone into a government snitch. Leave the kids alone! Let 'em learn how the world works, let 'em make mistakes online like we did in the wild west days of the internet. Stop treating every 15 year old like a fragile little snowflake who needs Big Brother holding their hand while they scroll. Fuck your bans. Fuck your curfews. Fuck your dune-detecting AI. And fuck you if you think this stops at the kids. Because this is how anonymity dies, one "protect the children" bill at a time.

I am the only person I know that has ever asked for a pint of Pepsi and been asked "Is coke okay?"

Wait, so the MPs largely voted against it and yet its still being implemented? The fuck is the point in voting at this point

The ban un under 16s... and now a curfew on 16 and 17 year olds The power creep is already underway. I was right to call it the thin end of a wedge.

Being a guy that watched Bad Boys 2 in the cinema and laughing at Reggie's soul leaving his body... ...When we all saw the scene in Bad Boys 4, and Reggie cleared the building, the energy in that cinema was unreal.

We're just here to "Check your Thinking"

Sorry Japanese friends, this one will be a sore subject. But I'm pretty sure the largest firework ever launched over Japan was in Nagasaki on August the 9th, 1945.

2010, long before I became Edwin Shadowchaser

Everyone needs at least five phone charger cables. Three that don't work. One that only works when the phone is balanced at a funny angle. And one that works perfectly that gets nicked by the same prick who robs your lighters.

Remembering that my brother's old MSN handle was "GANJA MAN 4000" he was twelve years old and his profile picture was of a super model with the words "Miss Sexy" in glittering letters

Coulrophiles eatin' well today. #Pomni #Fortnite #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

I can post this image and guys will understand immediately.

Life's been good to me so far. Uh-oh. Here comes a flock of WAH WAHS!