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1 Sep 2021
So @kusumanjalee and I decided to take the @Dictionarycom word of the day and turn it into a doodle or something. We start today.
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Had to buy some stuff for uni and the dude kept saying බර ගාණක් යනවා without telling me how much and I was trying to figure out if my kidney would get me much when he said the total was 2000-something -.-
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Jun 14
I really need to keep my mouth shut. Gossiped Thursday afternoon and fell sick Thursday night. Laughed at someone and now have the hiccups.
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Jun 14
Adult friendships are basically people prioritising their families to a point of you not wanting to make an effort anymore either and then made to feel guilty about withdrawing.
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Jun 14
I want to watch Disclosure Day for Josh O'Connor but I'm so busy these days 😭
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Jun 14
What the actual fuck is going on with my body. Thursday night to Friday morning, my tummy was acting up. Rest of Friday and yesterday my body hurt. Today, I've woken up with weird pain in my right hip.
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Jun 14
Realising this could be a side effect of meds. Need to avoid this doc. His meds have the worst side effects.
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Jun 13
Went to a random doctor for tummy bug and the meds are a bit strong so I'm feeling a bit uncomfy but also know I need to complete the dose.
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Jun 13
Men doubt women can do the whole no commitment thing when they are the ones who fail miserably at not complicating things.
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Jun 13
Been on TikTok a lot but it's time for a break because some dude said soya meat makes dicks shorter and urm... What??
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Jun 13
Anyway, because I'm stupid, once Amma was saying seeya used to grow soya when she was a kid and I was picturing a soya meat tree instead of soybeans.
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Jun 13
Uni sent an email about having to give an update about our research by the end of the month which has finally motivated me to actually get started on it.
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Jun 13
Also a bit concerning that my supervisor hasn't responded to both of my emails :|
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Jun 13
Wasn't one of them charged in a money laundering case just last week?!
Jun 12
🏗️ LIVE NOW | Sri Lanka’s largest-ever real estate launch is underway at Cinnamon Life.
Home Lands is unveiling Central Park Boulevard Port City Colombo, with Bollywood stars Shilpa Shetty, Aditya Roy Kapur, Jacqueline Fernandez, and cricket legend Mahela Jayawardene in attendance.
The landmark US$300 million development is set to become one of Port City Colombo’s most iconic residential projects.
#CentralParkBoulevard #PortCityColombo #HomeLands
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Jun 12
Asked for a day off because I'm sick but ended up working the entire day (did take a podi nap) because I clearly don't understand what it means to take leave
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Jun 12
Doc said I can only have liquids for 24 hours. Isn't ice cream technically a liquid??
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Jun 12
Everything hurts. I'm sick. And there are so many things going around that I don't even know what this could be
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Jun 11
I'm obviously not the type to push my way into the train so I get a seat. So I usually have to go standing. Today a man offered me his seat, I said no need, but he literally got off the carriage so I had to sit. Super thankful because I'm tired from yesterday and my feet hurt
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