Joined March 2015
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30 Oct 2019
My Uber driver is too busy transcending time and space to pick me up
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11 Jan 2022
Got my first genuine "bless your heart" from a southern lady today. Not the "thank you" kind, the "you poor idiot" kind
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11 Jun 2021
fuck u ice cream man i know you saw me
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10 Jun 2021
I would love to see one of those Quiet Place monsters in a forest full of cicadas.
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8 Jun 2021
I usually check Twitter for memes and some news updates, but today I've just seen Lorde's taint like 12 times
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5 Jun 2021
I am confused by the State Farm Cinematic Universe.
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3 Jun 2021
Driving through Utah absolutely blasting The Book Of Mormon soundtrack
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14 May 2021
0.2% short of an A in one class is the only thing holding me back from a 4.0 for my last semester.
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11 May 2021
Me and the boys going to get some gas tomorrow
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7 May 2021
Technically if you get arrested in a cap and gown you get a free senior portrait
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5 May 2021
Non STEM people does a 4 sentence paragraph on the 10th page count as a 10 page paper
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