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30 Oct 2019
My Uber driver is too busy transcending time and space to pick me up
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11 Jan 2022
Got my first genuine "bless your heart" from a southern lady today. Not the "thank you" kind, the "you poor idiot" kind
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His heart is full Love you, @jcprice59
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11 Jun 2021
fuck u ice cream man i know you saw me
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I would love to see one of those Quiet Place monsters in a forest full of cicadas.
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8 Jun 2021
Cross country road trip day 20
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8 Jun 2021
Off to a solid start
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8 Jun 2021
I usually check Twitter for memes and some news updates, but today I've just seen Lorde's taint like 12 times
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I am confused by the State Farm Cinematic Universe.
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3 Jun 2021
Driving through Utah absolutely blasting The Book Of Mormon soundtrack
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18 May 2021
Thoughts and prayers go out to this dude
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14 May 2021
0.2% short of an A in one class is the only thing holding me back from a 4.0 for my last semester.
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15 May 2021
I will never escape the shame from this fucking bread/bakery class
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12 May 2021
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Me and the boys going to get some gas tomorrow
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10 May 2021
Just finished the last final exam of my life

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7 May 2021
Technically if you get arrested in a cap and gown you get a free senior portrait
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5 May 2021
Non STEM people does a 4 sentence paragraph on the 10th page count as a 10 page paper
55% Yes
45% No
29 votes • Final results
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25 Apr 2021
Psychology textbook diagrams never cease to amaze me
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25 Apr 2021
Future employers doing backround checks please ignore this tweet
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