Infamously known as Jesse's Girl, Lead Investigator on the Sheryl's She-Shed Arson Case, Re-Tired Sock Model, Proud Advocate Against Cat Juggling.

Joined July 2009
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SOOO I have some BIG NEWS that I've been keeping to myself for a while now, & I'm ready to spill my guts. This is my son proposing to his girlfriend last yr, & tomorrow morning these two are taking a trip to the hospital TO MAKE ME GRAMMY🤩🤩🤩 Tonight is my last nite as just Mom
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I’m just waiting for Trump and Elon to start talking about each others mama’s…😆😆😆😆
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Damned! 🔥🔥🔥🙌🙏💪👏👊
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BREAKING: In a stunning leak, JD Vance completely endorses Project 2025. If Trump’s running mate is admitting this, it makes it near impossible Donald Trump to run from this now. Retweet so all Americans see this.

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Go ahead, MAGA. Spin it. Why are 23 Nobel Prize winning Economists wrong and you’re right?
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Hey, @Brent Venables…Coach, listen, Jackson Arnold is not working out, you gotta make a move. P.S. Also, they are probably coming for your job after this season, it is what it is, nothing personal.
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Hey! Remember when we were little and we dressed up as super hero’s and princesses and went door to door worshipping the devil? Yeah me neither 🤨
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Whenever I say “Let me know if you need something” I mean like a casserole or a prayer, not money.
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TAYLOR SHERIDAN HAS ME BY THE TITS!! They are holding off with the rest of Season 5 of @Yellowstone until later in the year! Come on Taylor, you've got me in the trenches taking granades!!
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#SignsYouAreARebel Running around the pool with scissors in my hand.
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#SignsYouAreARebel Squeezing the tooth paste tube in the middle.
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#SignsYouAreARebel Swimming immediately after you eat.
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Hey @amazon Why are y'all shipping clothing in clear plastic bags? I don't need my deliver guy knowing my bra size. Ok...I feel better, good talk.
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#MyMottoIs If nothing goes right Then go left
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#MyMottoIs I like my money where I can see it...hanging in my closet.
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#MyMottoIs Its always front to back NEVER back to front.
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#MyMottoIs If you ain't cheating- You ain't trying
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#SecretsFromTheDaVinciJournal. Revealed the exact amount of licks to takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Lollipop.
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#SecretsFromTheDaVinciJournal indicated who shot JR and where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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